THE RELATIVE CONCEPT OF US by EDGE STREET BOYZ Lyrics
[Intro: Sketch, Froyo and Pablo]
Phallus
Aww, well, you've got me a bit hot and flustered now
Bill Gates has and will always be the most attractive man of the 20th century
Nuh, well I guess that's one way to start a song
Steve blow-Joe-bs
[Verse 1: Froyo]
Look up in the sky, is it a bird or a plane?
God, it's Dat Boi coming down, burning up like propane
So insane, memes precipitating, falling down like rain
I'm in pain, all these memories swirling around my brain
Oh shit, whaddup! Solar flare emitting copious UV
That means these memes are cancer coming back to haunt me
Guess that's what happens when you throw these memes up in the sun
(Super hot fire)
[Chorus: Alter/Ego]
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma yakuza
Gonna take me a trip to Osaka
I'm a weeb with expensive tastes, oppa
Sketch has a small dick, Sketch has a chode
Gonna find me a girl to be senpai
And she's got to be smart and so kawaii
Have expensive tastes and large oppai
Sketch has a small dick
[Verse 2: Sketch]
Slapping canines down at the PETA parade
I'm a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt
Narrowly avoided a shunt, yeah we've made it
This is serious, mum, as I tend to my hydroponic setup
I'll counter-balance my Reddit karma, fill out a petition on GetUp!
These spam emails won't go the fuck away
But yes, I do want the Bad Dragon device and the cream for the pelvic lice but I'm still not fucking gay
I'm the leader of China, going to throw an abortion on a tray
FedEx it to Africa and solve world hunger in a day
I'm perched up here on the grassy knoll
Just reversing the polarity of my Fisher & Paykel, Kappa lel
Truth is my ultimate goal, stay up all night on r/nosleep
I'm going balls deep, conspiracy theory
[Chorus x 2]
[Outro: Sketch]
That's just the way it is, deary
Phallus
Aww, well, you've got me a bit hot and flustered now
Bill Gates has and will always be the most attractive man of the 20th century
Nuh, well I guess that's one way to start a song
Steve blow-Joe-bs
[Verse 1: Froyo]
Look up in the sky, is it a bird or a plane?
God, it's Dat Boi coming down, burning up like propane
So insane, memes precipitating, falling down like rain
I'm in pain, all these memories swirling around my brain
Oh shit, whaddup! Solar flare emitting copious UV
That means these memes are cancer coming back to haunt me
Guess that's what happens when you throw these memes up in the sun
(Super hot fire)
[Chorus: Alter/Ego]
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma yakuza
Gonna take me a trip to Osaka
I'm a weeb with expensive tastes, oppa
Sketch has a small dick, Sketch has a chode
Gonna find me a girl to be senpai
And she's got to be smart and so kawaii
Have expensive tastes and large oppai
Sketch has a small dick
[Verse 2: Sketch]
Slapping canines down at the PETA parade
I'm a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt
Narrowly avoided a shunt, yeah we've made it
This is serious, mum, as I tend to my hydroponic setup
I'll counter-balance my Reddit karma, fill out a petition on GetUp!
These spam emails won't go the fuck away
But yes, I do want the Bad Dragon device and the cream for the pelvic lice but I'm still not fucking gay
I'm the leader of China, going to throw an abortion on a tray
FedEx it to Africa and solve world hunger in a day
I'm perched up here on the grassy knoll
Just reversing the polarity of my Fisher & Paykel, Kappa lel
Truth is my ultimate goal, stay up all night on r/nosleep
I'm going balls deep, conspiracy theory
[Chorus x 2]
[Outro: Sketch]
That's just the way it is, deary