PUDDLE OF BROWN by EATMYSHIT Lyrics

Okay
Now this is a story that I don't like to tell very often
But it's pretty funny so I think I'll tell it right now
Because yeet

So one day I was working on my job
Flipping some patties
I was a little hungover
Because I may have had a few drinks the night before
But I was ready
I was making a chicken club sandwich
For some guy at the bar
And we were pretty busy
I was just about finished up with the ticket
When I noticed something running down my leg
I said oh no
I said oh no
I said oh no

I waddle to the bathroom
And pull my pants down
What do I see but a puddle of brown
Got enough chocolate pudding
For the whole damn town
And uh, that concludes the story of the time I shit my fucking pants at work
Uh, yeah
Pretty fuckin' pathetic ain't it
But uh