Where Do You Go To Youre Ugly by Dustin the Turkey Lyrics
[Verse 1]
You talk like David Norris
You dance like Jean Claude Van Damme
Your clothes are all made by Ben Dunne
And you drive an ice-cream van, yes you do
You live in a portacabin
Off Benburb Street
Where you keep your Wet Wet Wet records
Next to your false teeth, yes you do
[Chorus 1]
But where do you go to, you're ugly?
With your big cabbage head
What about the smell that surrounds ya?
And the fleas that live in your bed
[Verse 2]
I've seen all your qualifications
You've got from the FÁS schemes
And the painting you stole from Abrakebabra
"The Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
With James Dean, Marilyn Monroe and Elvis Presley
[Chorus 2]
But where do you go to, you're ugly?
With your big cabbage head
And what about the smell that surrounds ya?
And the fleas that live in your bed
[Verse 3]
When the guards called round last Thursday
Your missus, she said you were dead
And you would have gotten away with it
If they hadn't looked under your bed
Ya stupid fool, ya think eejit, you don't hide there
Your name, it is heard in the high court
You're a friend of Pat Kenny's
He sent you a greyhound for Christmas
And you sold it to the local Chinese
Sweet and sour, curried paws
[Chorus 3]
But where do you go to, you're ugly?
With your big cabbage head
And what about the smell that surrounds ya?
And the fleas that live in your bed
[Verse 4]
You told her when you got married
You'd become a millionaire
But the nearest you got to the money
Was collecting trolleys up in the Square in Tallaght
So look at yourself in the mirror
You're no Michael Flatley
And the next time you want to borrow
Don't come scammin' from me
Oh me money, I want it back, yes I do
[Chorus 4]
But where do you go to, you're ugly?
With your big cabbage head
And what about the smell that surrounds ya?
And the fleas that live in your bed
But where do you go to, you're ugly?
With your big cabbage head
What about the smell that surrounds ya?
And the fleas that live under your bed
[Outro]
Na na na...
Is it over yet?
You talk like David Norris
You dance like Jean Claude Van Damme
Your clothes are all made by Ben Dunne
And you drive an ice-cream van, yes you do
You live in a portacabin
Off Benburb Street
Where you keep your Wet Wet Wet records
Next to your false teeth, yes you do
[Chorus 1]
But where do you go to, you're ugly?
With your big cabbage head
What about the smell that surrounds ya?
And the fleas that live in your bed
[Verse 2]
I've seen all your qualifications
You've got from the FÁS schemes
And the painting you stole from Abrakebabra
"The Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
With James Dean, Marilyn Monroe and Elvis Presley
[Chorus 2]
But where do you go to, you're ugly?
With your big cabbage head
And what about the smell that surrounds ya?
And the fleas that live in your bed
[Verse 3]
When the guards called round last Thursday
Your missus, she said you were dead
And you would have gotten away with it
If they hadn't looked under your bed
Ya stupid fool, ya think eejit, you don't hide there
Your name, it is heard in the high court
You're a friend of Pat Kenny's
He sent you a greyhound for Christmas
And you sold it to the local Chinese
Sweet and sour, curried paws
[Chorus 3]
But where do you go to, you're ugly?
With your big cabbage head
And what about the smell that surrounds ya?
And the fleas that live in your bed
[Verse 4]
You told her when you got married
You'd become a millionaire
But the nearest you got to the money
Was collecting trolleys up in the Square in Tallaght
So look at yourself in the mirror
You're no Michael Flatley
And the next time you want to borrow
Don't come scammin' from me
Oh me money, I want it back, yes I do
[Chorus 4]
But where do you go to, you're ugly?
With your big cabbage head
And what about the smell that surrounds ya?
And the fleas that live in your bed
But where do you go to, you're ugly?
With your big cabbage head
What about the smell that surrounds ya?
And the fleas that live under your bed
[Outro]
Na na na...
Is it over yet?