Dustins Wedding Medley by Dustin the Turkey Lyrics
[Intro]
Knock it off there boys, good enough, right
Look at the bride that's... never seen anything so ugly how can anyone marry that?
Turn me mic on there, will ya?
It's on? All right, eh...
Hello, ladies and gentlemen
One of the best weddings I've had the pleasure of doing
I'd like to thank Michael and, ahh, the bride for asking me to sing a few songs on it
First we do the lotto numbers
6 2 9 all the little ducks 22 on its own number 1 the bonus number was 5 and I forget the other number but sure we'll not worry about that
Ahh I see over at the bar there young Charlene the bridesmaid is getting very friendly with someone...
Oh, how're ya, Father? Lovely sermon, sorry yeah, yeah
Can we have the father of the bride up here, please?
He's dead. Okay. Fair enough
We're going to kick off with a couple medleys of Niall Diamond
You all know them so I wanna hear yas
Let's do it
1 2 3 4 let's hear ya
[Verse 1]
Oh, where it began
I can't begin to knowin'
But then I know it's growin' strong
Oh wings, touchin' wings
Reachin' out, touchin' me, touchin' you
Oh Sweet Caroline (oh, oh, oh)
Good times never seemed so good (get off that table)
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
[Verse 2]
What a beautiful noise
Comin' up from the street
It's got a beautiful sound
It's a beautiful beat
Oh it's a beautiful noise
Goin' on everywhere
Like a clickety-clack
Of a train on a track
It's got the rhythm to spare
[Verse 3]
Oh, I love my Rosie child
You got the way to make me happy
You and me we go in style
Cracklin' Rose
You're a store-bought woman
You make me sing like a guitar hummin'
So hang on to me, girl
Our song keeps runnin' on
Oh play it now, oh play it now
Oh play it now, my baby
Cracklin' Rosie, make me a smile
Girl, if it lasts for an hour, that's all right
We got all night to set the world right
Oh no
(This one's for the happy couple)
[Verse 4]
Love on the rocks, ain't no surprise
Just pour me a drink, make mine a double and I'll tell you some lies
There's nothing to lose, so you just sing the blues
All the time
You don't bring me flowers anymore
[Outro]
Thank you, goodnight and god bless
The next song is lady's choice
Ah we'll be back in an hour
Make sure you keep your meal ticket
Coats are in the cloak room
Knock it off there boys, good enough, right
Look at the bride that's... never seen anything so ugly how can anyone marry that?
Turn me mic on there, will ya?
It's on? All right, eh...
Hello, ladies and gentlemen
One of the best weddings I've had the pleasure of doing
I'd like to thank Michael and, ahh, the bride for asking me to sing a few songs on it
First we do the lotto numbers
6 2 9 all the little ducks 22 on its own number 1 the bonus number was 5 and I forget the other number but sure we'll not worry about that
Ahh I see over at the bar there young Charlene the bridesmaid is getting very friendly with someone...
Oh, how're ya, Father? Lovely sermon, sorry yeah, yeah
Can we have the father of the bride up here, please?
He's dead. Okay. Fair enough
We're going to kick off with a couple medleys of Niall Diamond
You all know them so I wanna hear yas
Let's do it
1 2 3 4 let's hear ya
[Verse 1]
Oh, where it began
I can't begin to knowin'
But then I know it's growin' strong
Oh wings, touchin' wings
Reachin' out, touchin' me, touchin' you
Oh Sweet Caroline (oh, oh, oh)
Good times never seemed so good (get off that table)
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
[Verse 2]
What a beautiful noise
Comin' up from the street
It's got a beautiful sound
It's a beautiful beat
Oh it's a beautiful noise
Goin' on everywhere
Like a clickety-clack
Of a train on a track
It's got the rhythm to spare
[Verse 3]
Oh, I love my Rosie child
You got the way to make me happy
You and me we go in style
Cracklin' Rose
You're a store-bought woman
You make me sing like a guitar hummin'
So hang on to me, girl
Our song keeps runnin' on
Oh play it now, oh play it now
Oh play it now, my baby
Cracklin' Rosie, make me a smile
Girl, if it lasts for an hour, that's all right
We got all night to set the world right
Oh no
(This one's for the happy couple)
[Verse 4]
Love on the rocks, ain't no surprise
Just pour me a drink, make mine a double and I'll tell you some lies
There's nothing to lose, so you just sing the blues
All the time
You don't bring me flowers anymore
[Outro]
Thank you, goodnight and god bless
The next song is lady's choice
Ah we'll be back in an hour
Make sure you keep your meal ticket
Coats are in the cloak room