Leaving Indiana by Dropping a Popped Locket Lyrics
[first bo jiddly dog gone fake country song]
I'm ridin in ma truck, bullshittin with ma dog
We’re drinkin lotsa beer, my dog's drinkin lotsa beer.....
[static radio]
Your son is out of control
[static radio]
Can you believe he hits me?
[static radio]
NOW BACK TO INDIANA'S BBBBBBBEST IN HIP HIP HIP HIP-HOP...........
[second bo dangly cotton pickin fake country song]
Caught a buncha frogs, down by the bog
Let me tell ya these frogs ain’t no friends of mine...
[actual fog darned belly slappin country song]
I hit the road not too long ago, just a car and my guitar
Watching tumbleweeds go by as i flick, flick my cigar
From lights and hoes, to flat dirt roads and tires caked in shit
I wasn't born, wasn't born to be, I wasn't born to be a hick
Because
Nothing happens in Indiana, (I'm leaving here)
Everyday here's the same (I'm leaving here)
And the folks go to bed here real early (I'm leaving here)
But I stay up late
And the people get pissed about everything
Cause they walk slow and talk slow, and do everything else slow
Don’t wanna get random "hello"s when i’m on the run...
That kinda stuff will get you jumped where i'm from (queens motherfucker!)
Can you bring me another cup of whiskey and maybe a shot of beer for my dog? hmmmm
Expensive seafood and not a lot of boats
DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE COLTS
I miss brown bags and pocket flags
Where pants sag and not for fad
That's why i'm leaving indiana (I'm leaving here)
It would be wrong of me to stay, hmmmm
Cuz what i’ve learned from living in indiana, (I'm leaving here)
Is that i should of stayed in nyc. hmmmm
Because
Nothing happens in Indiana, (I'm leaving here)
Everyday here's the same (I'm leaving here)
And the folks go to bed here real early (I'm leaving here)
But I stay up late
Not saying everyone here is so bad
Don't mean to make everyone so mad
But i'm a city boy and i made a shitty choice by coming here
That's why i'm leaving, keeping your one star town in my rear
Because
Nothing happens in Indiana, (I'm leaving here)
Everyday here's the same (I'm leaving here)
And the folks go to bed here real early (I'm leaving here)
But I stay up late
(i'm leaving here)
Cuz what i've learned from living in indiana
Is that i should of stayed in nyc. and i said
Cuz what i've learned from living in indiana
(cuz what i've learned from living in indiana)
Is that i should of stayed in nyc. woah, woah, woah
(is that i should of stayed home)
They took our jobs....they took our jobs!
I'm ridin in ma truck, bullshittin with ma dog
We’re drinkin lotsa beer, my dog's drinkin lotsa beer.....
[static radio]
Your son is out of control
[static radio]
Can you believe he hits me?
[static radio]
NOW BACK TO INDIANA'S BBBBBBBEST IN HIP HIP HIP HIP-HOP...........
[second bo dangly cotton pickin fake country song]
Caught a buncha frogs, down by the bog
Let me tell ya these frogs ain’t no friends of mine...
[actual fog darned belly slappin country song]
I hit the road not too long ago, just a car and my guitar
Watching tumbleweeds go by as i flick, flick my cigar
From lights and hoes, to flat dirt roads and tires caked in shit
I wasn't born, wasn't born to be, I wasn't born to be a hick
Because
Nothing happens in Indiana, (I'm leaving here)
Everyday here's the same (I'm leaving here)
And the folks go to bed here real early (I'm leaving here)
But I stay up late
And the people get pissed about everything
Cause they walk slow and talk slow, and do everything else slow
Don’t wanna get random "hello"s when i’m on the run...
That kinda stuff will get you jumped where i'm from (queens motherfucker!)
Can you bring me another cup of whiskey and maybe a shot of beer for my dog? hmmmm
Expensive seafood and not a lot of boats
DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE COLTS
I miss brown bags and pocket flags
Where pants sag and not for fad
That's why i'm leaving indiana (I'm leaving here)
It would be wrong of me to stay, hmmmm
Cuz what i’ve learned from living in indiana, (I'm leaving here)
Is that i should of stayed in nyc. hmmmm
Because
Nothing happens in Indiana, (I'm leaving here)
Everyday here's the same (I'm leaving here)
And the folks go to bed here real early (I'm leaving here)
But I stay up late
Not saying everyone here is so bad
Don't mean to make everyone so mad
But i'm a city boy and i made a shitty choice by coming here
That's why i'm leaving, keeping your one star town in my rear
Because
Nothing happens in Indiana, (I'm leaving here)
Everyday here's the same (I'm leaving here)
And the folks go to bed here real early (I'm leaving here)
But I stay up late
(i'm leaving here)
Cuz what i've learned from living in indiana
Is that i should of stayed in nyc. and i said
Cuz what i've learned from living in indiana
(cuz what i've learned from living in indiana)
Is that i should of stayed in nyc. woah, woah, woah
(is that i should of stayed home)
They took our jobs....they took our jobs!