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[Intro]
70,000 BC - Neanderthal man uses fire and advanced tools
776 BC, first recorded Olympic games
64 AD Roman persecution of Christians began
455 AD, Vandals destroyed Rome
Five... what the fuck am I talkin' about? (Who gives a shit?)
It's 2020XD (Haha, yeah)
Bitch, shut up