The Sun by Doug Anthony Allstars Lyrics

[TIM Spoken: Good evening, we're the Doug Anthony Allstars! Elvis is alive and living in the Queen Mother!]

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha!
Lust crazed and underage and teenage rampage

[TIM Spoken: Extra! Extra! Read all about shit!]

Bible bashing whorish Tory
Bible bashing whorish Tory

[TIM Spoken: M'Lords, Ladies. Ladies, m'Lords!]

Public virtue, private vice
Animal sacrifice
Muslim terror, horror in the air and
Kylie is an alien

Transvestite in the house of common
Margret Thatcher, witches common

[TIM Spoken: "I told you not to do that Dennis"]
A journey to hell through a virgin blood bath

[TIM Spoken: "I was a teenage twelve year old!"]

Tie me up and tease me
"Rubber, please," says specialist
Athlete fails drug test
Trio in a love nest
Kylie is a Brussels sprout

Reform girls eat castrated Cocker Spaniel
Minister in panty raid schoolgirl scandal
Pervert, vandal impaled on the handle
Bug Eyed, Froot-Loops
We are at war with evil
We are at war with evil
We are at war with evil!
Gotcha!
(Bzzz)

Here comes the Sun
(Ba ba-da-da baba ba-dada)
The Guardian and the Truth
(The Guardian and the Truth)
The Herald, The Times
(The Herald, the Times)
Delivered to me and you
I read it all (Ba ba-da-da baba ba-dada)
In letter's 10 foot tall
The news of the Newspapers' writing on the toilet walls
(Ba da-da ba-ba ba-da-da)
(Ba da-da ba-ba ba-da-hey)
Siamese Twins in incest torture chambers

[TIM Spoken: "Hurt me, hurt my brother. Just hurt my brother"]

Herbal remedy for terminal cancer
Midget doctor
Caesarean catastrophe
Test tube baby turns to black tar algae

[TIM Spoken: "I didn't mean to hurt her, the bastards forced me"]

Acupuncture proved to be cure for haemophilia

[PAUL Spoken: What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?]

[TIM Spoken: I'm trying to help]

Kyle has a sister
Dani, urgh!

Quiet student real life pantyhose serial killer, ah!

[TIM Spoken: "Norman, Norman, act like a man"]

Violence, sex, crime and a cannibal dinner
[RICHARD Spoken: "It puts the lotion on its skin and puts it in the basket"]

Dwarf and giant in dirty sex video
Man dies of rust after eating auto
Polygamy for lager lout
My best friend is a Brussels sprout
And Kylie is a poofter
And Jason is a hetero (Oh, Jason)

Boy, five, gives birth to deformed older brother
Maltese girl, 13, great-great-grandmother
Sewerage system feeds, a two headed monster
Medal of honour for an armless butcher
We are at war with evil
We are at war with evil!
Gotcha
(Huh)

Here comes The Sunday Sport
(Ba da-da-da baba ba-dada)
The news of the world
(Ba ba-da-da baba ba-da)
The Page 3 Lady (The Page 3 Lady)
She's a big, big girl
I read it all (Ba da-da-da baba ba-dada)
In letters 10 foot tall
The news of the newspapers' smearing shit down toilet walls
Through the halls
Across the floor
Smearing the shit over us all
(Ba da-da baba ba-dada)
All
(Ba da-da baba ba-dada)
Huh, huh
Gotcha!

[PAUL Spoken: Grazie, grazie, grazie. Molto belissimo!]