G S 2 by Doug Anthony Allstars Lyrics

If you wanna know who we are
(If you wanna know who we are)
We are gentlemen of Japan
(We are gentlemen of Japan)

Shall I babysit for your sister Gwen?
I shall run 'round her house naked, and try on her underwear
Oh, have I said something wrong again?
Shall I babysit for your sister Gwen?

Will you let me be your Cocker Spaniel pup?
Punish me for disobedience, rub my nose in it
You can treat me rough, rough, ruff, ruff
If you let me be your Cocker Spaniel pup

Or, push bamboo shoots up my arse
Beat me with piping while you wear a latex mask
I'm so shy I dare not ask
Will you push bamboo shoots up my arse?

[TIM Spoken: Gilbert and Sullivan, raising the tone of the evening]