Monster Bash - President Evil by Double Take (Folk) Lyrics

I was watching the polls late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
As the monsters began to rehearse their lies
Suddenly, to my surprise

(They did the bash) They did the monster bash
(The monster bash) It was a White House smash
(The monster bash) It caught on like a rash
(They did the bash) It was a soundbite splash

From the legislature in the congress east
To the master's chambеrs where [?] feast
Numbskulls camе from their flush abodes
To get a jolt from electoral votes

(They did the bash) They did the monster bash
(The monster bash) It was a White House smash
(The monster bash) It caught on like a rash
(They did the bash) They did a soundbite splash

The lobbyists were having fun
While the politics had just begun
This [?] included the Dawn of the Red
And the blue bloods won by one
The scene was mocking, all were digging the sounds
[?] backed by his party clown
The carpetbaggers were about to arrive
With their local group, the [?] five

(They played the bash) They played the monster bash
(The monster bash) It was a White House smash
(They played the bash) It caught on like a rash
(They played the bash) They played a soundbite smash

Through all elections, our voices ring
Seems they're troubled by just one thing
They'll count the votes and shake their fist
And say "Whatever happened to my Pennsylvania Avenue Twist?"

(It's now the bash) It's now the monster bash
(The monster bash) And it's a White House smash
(It's now the bash) It caught on like a rash
(It's now the bash) It's now the monster bash

[Outro]
"Come out all, but don't run, if that's not too inconvenient."