Dog Police by Dog Police Lyrics

Ruff ruff ruff ruff
Dog police, where are you coming from?
Dog police, nobody knows who you are
Ruff ruff ruff ruff

Jumped in my car last Saturday night
Had a blind date, she was out of sight
She was a chick from the canine scene
Her hair was blue, her teeth were green

Drove down to the Lone Star Bar
Scratched her flea as I parked the car
The place was full of punks and minks
Got a little table and a couple of drinks

Went to the bathroom and combed my hair
Left my baby at the table there
Looked in the mirror and I wiped my nose
And when I came back, what do you suppose?

The boys in blue had my baby on the floor
They were asking her if she wanted some more
They pulled out a net, they pulled out a leash
They said they were the
Ruff ruff ruff ruff
Dog police (bow wow), where are you coming from?
Dog police, nobody knows who you are
Ruff ruff ruff ruff
Dog police (bow wow), where are you coming from?
Dog police, nobody knows who you are
Ruff ruff ruff ruff
(awooooo)

I guess I should have noticed that box of filled bones
She sniffed the cups in my stereo phone
She barked so much, she was on fire
She wented outside and whizzed on my tire

Havin' those puppies was a little insane
But boy, she loved that gravy train
Next time you're out with a real strange beast
Make sure she's not wanted by the

Ruff ruff ruff ruff
Dog police (bow wow), where are you coming from?
Dog police, nobody knows who you are
Ruff ruff ruff ruff
Dog police (bow wow), where are you coming from?
Dog police, nobody knows who you are
Ruff ruff ruff ruff
Dog police (bow wow), where are you coming from?
Dog police, nobody knows who you are
Ruff ruff ruff ruff
Dog police (bow wow), where are you coming from?
Dog police, nobody knows who you are