Big Dick by Der Witz Lyrics

[Verse 1]
My dick is bigger than Octomom's vagina
Bigger than tobacco in Carolina
My dick is so big that I'm tryna
Outsource my masturbation to China
My dick is bigger than the racism
During time of the slave
I will turn your pussy into a bear cave
My dick will make your orgasm shockwave
Any chick that mess with me has gotta be brave

[Chorus]
Big dick this bitch
Big dick—there bitch!
Whoop, tag! You're it!
C'mon baby, touch it
I got a big dick
Come on, take a lick

[Verse 2]
My dick bigger than McDonalds' conglomerate
The doctor says somethin's wrong with it
My birth certificate say
'This kid's dick size is unproportionate
To his body, that dick is godly
After sex with any chick
She'll go wobbly
C'mon baby meet me in the lobby
With my pants down
Trying to get you to go by me downtown
Hear the sound
It's the fist with that clown
Found got a big dick
[Chorus]
Big dick this bitch
Big dick—there bitch!
Whoop, tag! You're it!
C'mon baby, touch it
I got a big dick
Come on, just one lick?

[Verse 3]
My dick is bigger than the African continent
Women always compliment
I put the pussy in 'occupant'
My dick's bigger than Jay-Z's bank account
I'm out of semen—too much to count
My dick is bigger than Godzilla
In Michael Jackson's Thriller
I will bang a chocolate
But I prefer vanilla
Hey baby, let me feel ya
Der Witz is a pussy-killer
I'm a dope dick-dealer

[Chorus]
Big dick this bitch
Big dick—there bitch!
Whoop, tag! You're it!
C'mon baby, touch it
I got a big dick
Come on, take a lick
[Verse 4]
My dick is bigger than sunday night football
Bigger than the Westfield Mall
My balls is labelled 'overhaul'
So don't try to carry
If you're a virgin
You don't want me to pop that cherry
Unless you want your sheets lookin' scary!
My dick is bigger than the Eiffel Tower
I'll shag you down like Austin Powders
'Till your pussy looks like clam chowder
I got that presidential dick
Call my dick 'Eisenhower'