Bundle of Joy by Dean Ween Group Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Underneath it all, I'm a really nice guy
Sometimes I'm a dick and I don't know why
But I tend to my garden and I pay my dues
Sometimes I get disgusted and I blow a fuse

[Chorus]
I'm a bad motherfucker and I take no shit
Spent my last twenty dollars on a cocaine hit
If you hear any noise, it's just me and the boys
I'm a rock and roll god, and a bundle of joy

[Verse 2]
Bad motherfucker and I look like spit
Put pappy in the corner and I lose my shit
I'm in the JCPenney with the brides and the grooms
And I'm masturbatin' in the fitting room

[Chorus]
Cause I'm a bad motherfucker and I take no shit
Spent my last twenty dollars on a cocaine hit
If you hear any noise, it's just me and the boys
Cause I'm a rock and roll god, and a bundle of joy
[Solo]

[Verse 3]
Little puppy dogs, buttons and bows
Sure am sorry you're not totally close
Scout's honor, I'm a good ol' boy
I'm just a bundle of joy

[Solo]

[Chorus]
I'm a bad motherfucker and I take no shit
Spent my last twenty dollars on a freebase hit
If you hear any noise, it's just me and the boys
Cause I'm a rock and roll god, and a bundle of joy

[Outro]
A bundle of joy
Just a bundle of joy
Just a bundle of joy