The Pointless Yet Poignant Crisis of a Co-Ed by Dar Williams Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I'm not a leader
I'm not a left-wing rhetoric mobilizing force of one
But there was a time way back many years ago
In college, don't laugh
But I thought I was a radical
I ran the Hemp Liberation League with my boyfriend
It was true love, with a common cause
And besides that, he was a Sagittarius
[Verse 2]
We used to say that our love was like hemp rope
Three times as strong as the rope that you buy domestically
And we would bond in the face of oppression from
Big business and the deans
But I knew there was a problem
Every time the group would meet
Everyone would light up
That made it difficult to discuss glaucoma and human rights
Not to mention chemotherapy
[Verse 3]
Well sometimes, life gives us lessons sent in ridiculous packaging
So I found him in the arms of a
Student Against the Treacherous Use of Fur
And he gave no apology
He just turned to me, stoned out to the edge of oblivion
He didn't pull up the sheets and I think he even smiled
As he said to me:
"Well, I guess our dreams went up in smoke"
And I said, "No, our dreams went up in dreams
You stupid pothead"
And another thing, what kind of a name is
Students Against the Treacherous Use of Fur?
Fur is already dead, and besides
A name like that doesn't make a good acronym
[Verse 4]
I am older now
I know the rise and gradual fall of a daily victory
And I still write to my senators
Saying they should legalize cannabis
And I should know
'Cause I am a horticulturist
I have a husband and two children out in Lexington, Mass.
And my ex-boyfriend can't tell me I've sold out
Because he's in a cult
And he's not allowed to talk to me
I'm not a leader
I'm not a left-wing rhetoric mobilizing force of one
But there was a time way back many years ago
In college, don't laugh
But I thought I was a radical
I ran the Hemp Liberation League with my boyfriend
It was true love, with a common cause
And besides that, he was a Sagittarius
[Verse 2]
We used to say that our love was like hemp rope
Three times as strong as the rope that you buy domestically
And we would bond in the face of oppression from
Big business and the deans
But I knew there was a problem
Every time the group would meet
Everyone would light up
That made it difficult to discuss glaucoma and human rights
Not to mention chemotherapy
[Verse 3]
Well sometimes, life gives us lessons sent in ridiculous packaging
So I found him in the arms of a
Student Against the Treacherous Use of Fur
And he gave no apology
He just turned to me, stoned out to the edge of oblivion
He didn't pull up the sheets and I think he even smiled
As he said to me:
"Well, I guess our dreams went up in smoke"
And I said, "No, our dreams went up in dreams
You stupid pothead"
And another thing, what kind of a name is
Students Against the Treacherous Use of Fur?
Fur is already dead, and besides
A name like that doesn't make a good acronym
[Verse 4]
I am older now
I know the rise and gradual fall of a daily victory
And I still write to my senators
Saying they should legalize cannabis
And I should know
'Cause I am a horticulturist
I have a husband and two children out in Lexington, Mass.
And my ex-boyfriend can't tell me I've sold out
Because he's in a cult
And he's not allowed to talk to me