Magical Dragon by Danny Casale Lyrics

[Intro]
You don't know Coolman?
Fuck out of my face

[Verse]
I met a magical dragon
With lots of compassion
He asked me if I needed a ride
I said sure, jus gotta be back by five
I've got a bad bitch
Who's gonna scratch the bad itch
I'm talkin' 'bout sex
Hop on this modest beast's back
And it was mad wet
He told me that he just came out the closet
What could I say? I was proud of the dude
But clean up after dragon orgies
Don't be rude
I slid off of his bod
We reached our destination
Tummy started rumbling with anticipation
Man, I really hope that this time is it
Just wanna be cool with that drivers license
[Policeman]
Wait, are you telling me that this whole song is about a dragon
Flying you over to the DMV to take your drivers test
For the third time because you failed the first two?

[Danny Casale]
That's exactly what I'm saying

[Verse]
Early 2000's SAAB is ready for me
Middle aged instructor is looking kinda spicy
Man, I hope that I pass this shit
Riding by bike, nah, just ain't it

[Instructor]
3 point turn -- lit
Parallell parking -- lit
Congrats Danny, you just passed your drivers test

[Danny Casale]
Oh, shit

[Verse]
I smile ear to ear and hug the gay dragon
Thank's for helping me fulfill my passion
He hupt a ball of fire and he killed a seagull
But it don't matter cuz now I'm road legal