Situation-Wise by Dan Dailey Lyrics
[DOUG, spoken]
Sorry-wise. I apologize
Sorry-wise, apologize
Sorry-wise, apologize
Sorry-wise, apologize
Sorry-wise, apologize
Sorry-wise and apologize-wise
And apologize-wise and sorry-wise
Apologize-wise and sorry-wise wise
(sung)
Situation-wise, saturation-wise
Competition-wise, sales-resistance-wise
Television-wise, meathead-wise
Fatso-wise and wise and wise
Padam-padam-padam!
Situation-wise, saturation-wise
Saturation-wise, situation-wise
Drink-wise, pill-wise
Audio-wise and video-wise
And video-wise and audio-wise
Audio-video-wise and video-audio-wise
I dream of Jeannie with her light brown hair
Situation-wise, saturation-wise
Situation-wise and saturation-wise and si...
Be my love for no one else can end this yearning
For you I'll make the sweetest music
(spoken)
Time for the party-wise!
(sung)
Do-do-do-do-huh
Doo-doo-hoo-huh
Woo-hoo-ooh-ooh
(spoken)
Sound retreat! Damsel in distress! Charge! Follow me over the moat!
Dinner-wise! I'm with you, Jerry Lewis-wise!
Stand back! My old trick! Nothing up my sleeves. No moustache, deceive
Sorry-wise. I apologize
Sorry-wise, apologize
Sorry-wise, apologize
Sorry-wise, apologize
Sorry-wise, apologize
Sorry-wise and apologize-wise
And apologize-wise and sorry-wise
Apologize-wise and sorry-wise wise
(sung)
Situation-wise, saturation-wise
Competition-wise, sales-resistance-wise
Television-wise, meathead-wise
Fatso-wise and wise and wise
Padam-padam-padam!
Situation-wise, saturation-wise
Saturation-wise, situation-wise
Drink-wise, pill-wise
Audio-wise and video-wise
And video-wise and audio-wise
Audio-video-wise and video-audio-wise
I dream of Jeannie with her light brown hair
Situation-wise, saturation-wise
Situation-wise and saturation-wise and si...
Be my love for no one else can end this yearning
For you I'll make the sweetest music
(spoken)
Time for the party-wise!
(sung)
Do-do-do-do-huh
Doo-doo-hoo-huh
Woo-hoo-ooh-ooh
(spoken)
Sound retreat! Damsel in distress! Charge! Follow me over the moat!
Dinner-wise! I'm with you, Jerry Lewis-wise!
Stand back! My old trick! Nothing up my sleeves. No moustache, deceive