Congrats by Dakooters Lyrics

Holy cow! Your penis is gigantic! GIGANTIC!
Your penis is literally the biggest thing within the tri-state area!
Your penis is bigger than a small elephant!
It's bigger than, like, a tree! A big ole tree!
Lots of branches on your penis!
You must wake up every morning and thank the good lord above!
You're truly blessed!
Congrats!