My Dogs a Cat by Dag Nasty Lyrics

(Here kitty, here kitty kitty!)

My dog's a cat
But he's really fat
And I shove him under the welcome mat
My dog's a cat
But he's really fat
And I shove him under the welcome mat
My dog's a cat
But he's really fat
And I shove him under the welcome mat
My dog's a cat (MY DOG'S A CAT!)
But he's really fat
And I shove him under the welcome mat

He doesn't know where he's going to
He doesn't know where he's going to
He doesn't know where he's going to
And he doesn't know where he's been!

My dog's a cat
But he's really fat
And I shove him under the welcome mat
My dog's a cat
But he's really fat
And I shove him under-!
My dog's a cat
(My dog's a cat, but he's really fat, and I shove him under the welcome mat)
My dog is a cat
(My dog's a cat, but he's really fat, and I shove him under the welcome mat)

He doesn't know where he's going to
He doesn't know where he's going to
He doesn't know where he's going to
And he doesn't know where he's been!

My... dog is a cat

My... dog is a cat

My dog's a cat
(There she was... sleeping in the fog)
My dog's a cat
(But the fog... it was smoke... pouring out of her)
My dog's a cat
([?] one hundred... as she held... a Heineken in her other hand... and...)
My dog's a cat
(They all started crying!)

(Then they shouted... shouted... shouted at the devil! With wings, she flew higher...)
(I BURNED MY DOG!!!)
(They fell off the boat!)
(I've gone too far.)