Princess Blind Date Tonight by Cyanide and Happiness Lyrics

Princess:

Tonight!
I'm so excited for tonight!
With the soft glow of the moonlight!
Maybe there'll be love at first sight
On our blind date, tonight!

I wonder if he's kind
I wonder if hes strong
Wonder if he's the man I've needed all along

Tonight!
Will be a fairy tale come true!
I wonder if hes thinking of me too...


Prince:

Gonna get laid
Do-dilli-do
Gonna get laid
Di-dilli-di
Gonna get laid
Gonna get laid
I ain't afraid of getting laid

My heart is pounding
My tie is tied tight
I can't wait to get my penis touched

...

Gonna touch myself
Do-dilli-do
Gonna touch myself
Di-dilli-di

Gonna indulge in my body
Gonna do something naughty
Gonna-
(Burp)
Masturbate!
Gonna MASTURBATE!