I Dont Do Shit by Crudbump Lyrics

Today is the day you get hit with some reality
You need to learn how real people live
This is the story
(This is the story)

I got fourteen chairs to lean back in
Three recliners for straight relaxing
And two different beds to go to sleep
No Mattress Factory, kid, I ain't cheap
I got the California King with the Pillowtop
10 PM, you see the pillows drop
Why're you in my bedroom, are you Dick Cheney?
Get out

Chorus:
I don't do shit
(I don't do shit)
I don't do shit
(I don't do shit)

I don't do shit, that's my decision
Not doing shit is like my religion
Look to the east five times a day
And if I'm doing shit, then I put it away
Oh I should come to the club and get crazy?
I'm the Saddam of being lazy
And besides, I can drink beer at home
I do it every afternoon

(Chorus)

I wanna give a shout-out to sitting down
Give a shout-out to laying down
Wanna give a shout-out to typing stuff into Google
Wanna give a shout-out to Cesar Milan
For letting me imagine what it would be like if I trained my dog
I wanna give a shout-out to waking up late
(Waking up late)
Don't hate
(Don't hate)
(The TV is on and it's a motherfucking marathon)
My day is over, man
(My day is over, man)
(I'm going to be right here because I don't do shit)
(I don't do shit)
(I don't do shit)
(The TV is on and it's a motherfucking marathon)