The True Nature of Williams by Crotchduster Lyrics

Williams won't you wait a while
Williams won't you make us smile
No key to unlock the door
To an inter-dimensional dumptruck world
40 fucking tons of thundering bliss
The tip of southern hell ain't even hotter than this
If you wanna go to Williamsburgland
You gotta check with Cain because that dog is the man

[Spoken]
Dude, isn't that fuckin'-
Dude! That's fuckin' Williams!
Holy shit, look at that fuckin' truck!
Dude, that truck is the size of my fucking ass
Good Christ man, let's go!
Check this shit out...

I can't believe my eyes
Its shining in the sky
I hope Cain enjoys my smell
So i can get inside
Welcome to my dumptruck
Inside Williamsburgland
The power seats and cold a/c
Is under Cain's command
Men like me who poop and pee
Inside a coffee can
If you want to get inside
Three tests you will withstand

Dig a hole and live in it
And sleep in it for 15 days
Steal a goddamn police car
And drive it in a lake
Eat a prepubescent narcoleptic
Peeled and sautéed steak

There's a steak in my plate
Now doesn't it look great
Put it in your mouth
And masticate the steak

[Spoken]
Dude, I passed the test
Fuckin' so did I man!
Dude, did you eat the steak?
Yeah I fuckin' did
The car?
Dude, have you ever tried
To find a cow with narcolepsy?
I've done it!