Suck My Girlfriends Dick by Crib Def Lyrics
[Intro]
Announcer: "Yo, Yo, Yo Crib Def at it again? Crib Def at it again? Oh my word! I can't believe it!"
Crib Def: "Shit, man. How many times I gotta tell these fools? Hmmmm"
Announcer: "Crib Def!"
[Verse 1]
All I wanna do is suck my girlfriend's dick
Gotta buy a bigger bed cause my girlfriend's thick
I'll be sucking on my girlfriend's dick cause it tastes good
Hole in one, up in my mouth, like she's Tiger Woods
And my girl treats me right
so I suck that dick every fucking night
She my girl
She my fantasy
Mouth full of dick with the cup full of Hennessy
Announcer: "Oh my god, Crib Def, you crazy motherfucker. Man, you gotta leave some for the rest of 'em, playah! Crib Def"
Crib Def: "That's my motherfucking name"
Announcer: "One Time"
Crib Def: "One Time"
Ugh, yo, yo, yo
[Verse 2]
Crib Def in the place 'bout to go down
Girlfriend dick up in my face 'bout to chow down
Let me put on my bib like I'm at Red Lobster
Let me put you on the bed
And suck that monster
Cause my mouth don't play no games
Deep throat house shaken while I'm giving brain
Girlie quaking I'm taking
the stick up all the way
and when she 'bout to bust
I start lactating
Cause I was born a lady and my name was Sharon
Not important information
I just felt like sharin
Me and my girlie
Perfect Pairing
Cause I suck a mean dick it's just too bad she's married
[Outro]
Damn, wish my girlfriend wasn't so god damn married. I'd suck a dick all damn day... and everybody out there, all you real man talking about how you care for your lady. Don't even suck a dick... Shame to your ass. Calling yourself real men. Maaaan, we're out of this bitch.
Announcer: "Yo, Yo, Yo Crib Def at it again? Crib Def at it again? Oh my word! I can't believe it!"
Crib Def: "Shit, man. How many times I gotta tell these fools? Hmmmm"
Announcer: "Crib Def!"
[Verse 1]
All I wanna do is suck my girlfriend's dick
Gotta buy a bigger bed cause my girlfriend's thick
I'll be sucking on my girlfriend's dick cause it tastes good
Hole in one, up in my mouth, like she's Tiger Woods
And my girl treats me right
so I suck that dick every fucking night
She my girl
She my fantasy
Mouth full of dick with the cup full of Hennessy
Announcer: "Oh my god, Crib Def, you crazy motherfucker. Man, you gotta leave some for the rest of 'em, playah! Crib Def"
Crib Def: "That's my motherfucking name"
Announcer: "One Time"
Crib Def: "One Time"
Ugh, yo, yo, yo
[Verse 2]
Crib Def in the place 'bout to go down
Girlfriend dick up in my face 'bout to chow down
Let me put on my bib like I'm at Red Lobster
Let me put you on the bed
And suck that monster
Cause my mouth don't play no games
Deep throat house shaken while I'm giving brain
Girlie quaking I'm taking
the stick up all the way
and when she 'bout to bust
I start lactating
Cause I was born a lady and my name was Sharon
Not important information
I just felt like sharin
Me and my girlie
Perfect Pairing
Cause I suck a mean dick it's just too bad she's married
[Outro]
Damn, wish my girlfriend wasn't so god damn married. I'd suck a dick all damn day... and everybody out there, all you real man talking about how you care for your lady. Don't even suck a dick... Shame to your ass. Calling yourself real men. Maaaan, we're out of this bitch.