I Go to the Zoo Explicit by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Uh! Feelin' low, I need some time to think
By myself I pour another drink
So many thoughts keep runnin' through my head
I can't stay here, I hit the club instead

[Verse 2]
I'm poppin' bottles just to clear my mind
Bitches up on me and they lookin' fine
We doin' lines, they wanna go all night
But deep inside, there's somethin' still ain't right
So then…

[Chorus]
I go to the zoo
Just kinda wander 'round the zoo
I look at the monkeys
Their eyes look like my eyes
It's so relaxing at the zoo
Sayin' "what's up" to kangaroos
My boys awake 'cause they nocturnal
I really, really like the zoo
[Verse 3]
Next night I got this bitch up in my 'rari
We drinkin' Cris, we eatin' calamari
She tryin' to give me neck, this life insane
But there's only one thing that can ease my pain

[Chorus]
I tell her "Get the fuck out."
Then I go to the zoo in San Diego
It's really such a better zoo
My favorite's probably the cheetahs
But I ain't fuckin' with no zebra
I know the night guard at the zoo
His name is Ron, my man's legit
He knows that I love Panda Canyon
Sometimes he lets me bottle-feed the cub

[Bridge]
Man, when's it gonna stop?
When's it gonna end?
Sometimes even the zoo isn't enough
So then…

[Chorus]
I go to the aquarium
It's like a zoo for fishies
I know the night guard there, too
Wait, what the fuck happened to Susan?
He kicks me out, here's what I do
I take my ass back to the zoo