Horny Angry Tango by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast Lyrics

[Rebecca]
I’m clearly not over you yet

[Nathaniel]
I’m clearly not over you either

[Rebecca]
Our love has transformed into hate

[Nathaniel]
Damn! Sex right now would sure be great

[Rebecca and Nathaniel]
This is our horny angry tango!

[Nathaniel]
I want to fight!

[Rebecca]
I want to bang!
[Rebecca and Nathaniel]
This is our horny angry tango!

[Rebecca]
We’re truly furious but...

[Rebecca and Nathaniel]
Dang! We’re also horny too!

[Nathaniel]
I want to tear you limb from limb!

[Rebecca]
And put your limbs all over my limbs!

[Nathaniel]
Each time we fight I crave you more!

[Rebecca]
This would be better on the floor!

[Rebecca and Nathaniel]
This is our horizontal tango!

[Nathaniel]
We’re both pissed off...
[Rebecca]
And yet turned on!

[Rebecca and Nathaniel]
This is our horizontal, horny, angry tango!
Now it’s time for six bar long
Classic tango dance break

[Nathaniel]
Ow, thorns!

[Rebecca and Nathaniel]
Dip!

[Nathaniel]
Whore!

[Rebecca]
Slap!

[Nathaniel]
I cannot slap you back
Because you are a lady

[Rebecca]
That clearly is a double standard
[Rebecca and Nathaniel]
But it’s probably for the best

This is our horny angry tango!