Caught My Tell by Craw (band) Lyrics

Suspect was Hispanic
Suspect was a black female
One of the first to deplane
One of the last to deplane
Acted too nervous
Acted too calm
Made eye contact with officer
Avoided eye contact with officer
Carried four pieces of luggage
Overly protective of luggage
Disassociated self from luggage

I would like to be a singer
I have often wished I was a girl
I would like to be a florist
I would like to be a soldier
I like Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

Evil spirits possess me at times
My soul sometimes leaves my body
I am a special agent from God
I believe in the second coming of Christ
Peculiar odors come to me at times
The top of my head sometimes feels tender
Everything tastes the same
I have diarrhea once a month or more
My sex life is satisfactory
I like tall women
Once a week or more I become very excited
I'm very strongly attracted to members of my own sex
Twelve deviations constitute a failing grade
I ain't much baby, but I'm all I've got
At times I hear so well it bothers me
I would like to be a singer