Keithbama by CircleX Lyrics
[Verse 1]
My name’s Keith and I’m here to say
That I don’t think that anyone darker than me
Should be in charge of this country
And that also goes for the gays
Even though I am a closeted gay
And Ancestry says that I’m 0.5% mixed race
I’m only here to discriminate
And say and say Billy Neves is gay
Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
Get out of my mothertrucking country
The stupid people in the USA
Elected a cool, well-spoken, actually quite intelligent man
What’s his last name though
Is he from Kenya though
Kenya Kenya Kanye though
Kanye though
[Verse 2]
My name’s Obama and I’m here to say
The joke’s on you and I don’t have a last name
And I legalised marriage for all the gays
And I’m a role model for kids who look just like me
I put frowns on the faces of the KKK
I make Trump look like he’s just a mothertrucking headcase
Which he is by the way by the way by the way
I turned Joe Biden gay, Biden gay, Biden gay
At my wedding bitches clambered to congratulate
And by congratulate I mean they wanted a late night date
And a late night date leads to late night sex
Damn right, I have lots and lots and lots of sex
[Outro]
But what if Keith and Obama met?
Would Keith regret or would he double down?
Would he make Obama frown?
Would Obama-
My name’s Keith and I’m here to say
That I don’t think that anyone darker than me
Should be in charge of this country
And that also goes for the gays
Even though I am a closeted gay
And Ancestry says that I’m 0.5% mixed race
I’m only here to discriminate
And say and say Billy Neves is gay
Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
Get out of my mothertrucking country
The stupid people in the USA
Elected a cool, well-spoken, actually quite intelligent man
What’s his last name though
Is he from Kenya though
Kenya Kenya Kanye though
Kanye though
[Verse 2]
My name’s Obama and I’m here to say
The joke’s on you and I don’t have a last name
And I legalised marriage for all the gays
And I’m a role model for kids who look just like me
I put frowns on the faces of the KKK
I make Trump look like he’s just a mothertrucking headcase
Which he is by the way by the way by the way
I turned Joe Biden gay, Biden gay, Biden gay
At my wedding bitches clambered to congratulate
And by congratulate I mean they wanted a late night date
And a late night date leads to late night sex
Damn right, I have lots and lots and lots of sex
[Outro]
But what if Keith and Obama met?
Would Keith regret or would he double down?
Would he make Obama frown?
Would Obama-