I Could’ve Been Remix by Chuck Bronson Lyrics
[Intro]
Like, zoinks
[Verse 1]
I could've been that one who's bald and shining up in your face, yuh
Take ya, into the backyard and make you feel gay like Mike Tyson
I could've been the one that's making you bald
Italians, Fortnite Ninja, Bill Nye, brains on the wall
I could've been on night time shit
Italian thug on night time shift
Wait for the Jim, then tazer him
Get to scraping the bitch's hair in the night time (BITCH)
I could've been waiting for the right time to shave
Under your bed, or in New York, I'm gonna get your money today
Put it in a bag, I already have lost it
I could've been like Charlie Sheen... AIDS
I could've been like Charlie Sheen... AIDS
You could've been the one to die
I could've been the one who pilled
I could've been the one to have several offices in this new office
I could've been that pill'em all up, take all the money, I don't need my son
Leave them all weeping, straight leaking, face looking like they lost their son
I'm on drugs
Go to the bathroom, puke up the egg, I could've been that one
Committing- violent- robbery- for fun
[Hook]
I-I-I-I could've been that, straight leaking, face looking like they lost their son
I-I-I-I could've been that, straight leaking, face looking like they lost their son
You could've been the one to die, I could've been the one who pilled
You could've been the one to die, I could've been the one who pilled
I-I-I-I could've been that, straight leaking, face looking like they lost their son
I-I-I-I could've been that, straight leaking, face looking like they lost their son
You could've been the one to die, I could've been the one who pilled
You could've been the one to die, I could've been the one who pilled
[Verse 2]
I could've been that one that killed 2Pac while he was in his car
Tried to run and hide, he got caught, Big Ned Flanders
Hang with nothing but the Corleones since I am the motherfucking Godfather
Those who all tried to have father, all left because bad father
I could be the one that you hate for stealing your car, I'm imprisoned
I could be the one to take two big shits on your big chin
I could be Don of the City, I could be Peter with farts
I could be the Root of All Baldness for robbing these people, I have no hair
You could be the Tattaglia, I could bash your skull in
We can have a fun-time
It's the 15th person I've killed tonight
Drunk as fuck, walking on void with no shoes, taxi, I'm balding
Taxi, Swerving McTaxi, I'm swerving like Taxi
Baldness, yes, that's me
I could be the lunatic on Ellen
Gay shit, burns in the streets
You could be the fucker that's Obama
I could've been that problem with many of the banks in the world
You could've been that one that died, I could've been the one that pilled
[Hook]
I-I-I-I could've been that, straight leaking, face looking like they lost their son
I-I-I-I could've been that, straight leaking, face looking like they lost their son
You could've been the one to die, I could've been the one who pilled
You could've been the one to die, I could've been the one who pilled
I-I-I-I could've been that, straight leaking, face looking like they lost their son
I-I-I-I could've been that, straight leaking, face looking like they lost their son
You could've been the one to die, I could've been the one who pilled
You could've been the one to die, I could've been the one who pilled
Like, zoinks
[Verse 1]
I could've been that one who's bald and shining up in your face, yuh
Take ya, into the backyard and make you feel gay like Mike Tyson
I could've been the one that's making you bald
Italians, Fortnite Ninja, Bill Nye, brains on the wall
I could've been on night time shit
Italian thug on night time shift
Wait for the Jim, then tazer him
Get to scraping the bitch's hair in the night time (BITCH)
I could've been waiting for the right time to shave
Under your bed, or in New York, I'm gonna get your money today
Put it in a bag, I already have lost it
I could've been like Charlie Sheen... AIDS
I could've been like Charlie Sheen... AIDS
You could've been the one to die
I could've been the one who pilled
I could've been the one to have several offices in this new office
I could've been that pill'em all up, take all the money, I don't need my son
Leave them all weeping, straight leaking, face looking like they lost their son
I'm on drugs
Go to the bathroom, puke up the egg, I could've been that one
Committing- violent- robbery- for fun
[Hook]
I-I-I-I could've been that, straight leaking, face looking like they lost their son
I-I-I-I could've been that, straight leaking, face looking like they lost their son
You could've been the one to die, I could've been the one who pilled
You could've been the one to die, I could've been the one who pilled
I-I-I-I could've been that, straight leaking, face looking like they lost their son
I-I-I-I could've been that, straight leaking, face looking like they lost their son
You could've been the one to die, I could've been the one who pilled
You could've been the one to die, I could've been the one who pilled
[Verse 2]
I could've been that one that killed 2Pac while he was in his car
Tried to run and hide, he got caught, Big Ned Flanders
Hang with nothing but the Corleones since I am the motherfucking Godfather
Those who all tried to have father, all left because bad father
I could be the one that you hate for stealing your car, I'm imprisoned
I could be the one to take two big shits on your big chin
I could be Don of the City, I could be Peter with farts
I could be the Root of All Baldness for robbing these people, I have no hair
You could be the Tattaglia, I could bash your skull in
We can have a fun-time
It's the 15th person I've killed tonight
Drunk as fuck, walking on void with no shoes, taxi, I'm balding
Taxi, Swerving McTaxi, I'm swerving like Taxi
Baldness, yes, that's me
I could be the lunatic on Ellen
Gay shit, burns in the streets
You could be the fucker that's Obama
I could've been that problem with many of the banks in the world
You could've been that one that died, I could've been the one that pilled
[Hook]
I-I-I-I could've been that, straight leaking, face looking like they lost their son
I-I-I-I could've been that, straight leaking, face looking like they lost their son
You could've been the one to die, I could've been the one who pilled
You could've been the one to die, I could've been the one who pilled
I-I-I-I could've been that, straight leaking, face looking like they lost their son
I-I-I-I could've been that, straight leaking, face looking like they lost their son
You could've been the one to die, I could've been the one who pilled
You could've been the one to die, I could've been the one who pilled