Honors Chemistry Rap by Christian Lim Lyrics
(Intro)
Chemistry is the scientific discipline involved with elements and compounds composed of atoms, molecules and ions:
Where does that leave us?
Three teens wanting extra credit to save their grades
(Hook)
Honors chemistry
Hona, Honors chemistry
I'm an exothermic cause I be spitting heat
You an endothermic, absorbing this fire beat
On the ph scale I’m acidic cause this ain't no basic beat
(Verse 1)
I be the solvent
You be the solute
In other words imma freaking dissolve you
Too bad you’re unsaturated
Wanna know why?
Cause you don’t even have enough to crystallize
(Chorus)
Honors chemistry
Hona, Honors chemistry
Honor’s chemistry
Learning stoichiometry
Honors Chemistry
Thermochemistry
Honors chemistry
Chapter 1 to 23
(Verse 2)
Stoichiometry
Moles to liters THAT'S A TREE
(Huh?)
Exam gotta convert the moles into grams
Gotta balance all my [pause] Abrahams
Mole count gotta blend on each and every end
This beat is wavy like the ocean full of grams
Kinetic H2O got it moving like my Instagram
(Interlude)
Reaction rates are why you have no girlfriend
Wait that didn’t make any sense at all
Doesn’t Reaction rates define the speed of a chemical reaction
Oh crap You right
Also, I want to point out
Mr. Ramirez, Lonzo Ball isn’t a waste
(Verse 3)
The lab is so gassy
Burning the heat ain’t no way is this fancy
Not making this classy
The bars you can’t handle because it’s so nasty
Speaking of gases
Boyle’s and Charles combined is Lussac
Now talking about Ideal
Pressure times volume is equal to nRT
NRT now onto molarity
Moles over L
Like the recent test I failed
Don’t forget your sig figs
Or you will be squealing like a pig
In Honor’s Chem
It will be a mayhem
(Verse 4)
Equilibrium
Equal Equilibrium
Le Chatelier's princi-principle
Shifting left or right
Who knows?
Gotta know
The test is coming and will shoot you with a crossbow
(Hook)
Honors chemistry
Hona, Honors chemistry
I'm an exothermic cause I be spitting heat
You an endothermic, absorbing this fire beat
On the ph scale, I’m acidic cause this ain't no basic beat
(Verse 4)
Honors chemistry
Hona, Honors chemistry
Thanks for teaching us we passed this class without a c
Thank you for the retakes
Wait did we even go over organics
Ehh probably not
Oh well
Chemistry is the scientific discipline involved with elements and compounds composed of atoms, molecules and ions:
Where does that leave us?
Three teens wanting extra credit to save their grades
(Hook)
Honors chemistry
Hona, Honors chemistry
I'm an exothermic cause I be spitting heat
You an endothermic, absorbing this fire beat
On the ph scale I’m acidic cause this ain't no basic beat
(Verse 1)
I be the solvent
You be the solute
In other words imma freaking dissolve you
Too bad you’re unsaturated
Wanna know why?
Cause you don’t even have enough to crystallize
(Chorus)
Honors chemistry
Hona, Honors chemistry
Honor’s chemistry
Learning stoichiometry
Honors Chemistry
Thermochemistry
Honors chemistry
Chapter 1 to 23
(Verse 2)
Stoichiometry
Moles to liters THAT'S A TREE
(Huh?)
Exam gotta convert the moles into grams
Gotta balance all my [pause] Abrahams
Mole count gotta blend on each and every end
This beat is wavy like the ocean full of grams
Kinetic H2O got it moving like my Instagram
(Interlude)
Reaction rates are why you have no girlfriend
Wait that didn’t make any sense at all
Doesn’t Reaction rates define the speed of a chemical reaction
Oh crap You right
Also, I want to point out
Mr. Ramirez, Lonzo Ball isn’t a waste
(Verse 3)
The lab is so gassy
Burning the heat ain’t no way is this fancy
Not making this classy
The bars you can’t handle because it’s so nasty
Speaking of gases
Boyle’s and Charles combined is Lussac
Now talking about Ideal
Pressure times volume is equal to nRT
NRT now onto molarity
Moles over L
Like the recent test I failed
Don’t forget your sig figs
Or you will be squealing like a pig
In Honor’s Chem
It will be a mayhem
(Verse 4)
Equilibrium
Equal Equilibrium
Le Chatelier's princi-principle
Shifting left or right
Who knows?
Gotta know
The test is coming and will shoot you with a crossbow
(Hook)
Honors chemistry
Hona, Honors chemistry
I'm an exothermic cause I be spitting heat
You an endothermic, absorbing this fire beat
On the ph scale, I’m acidic cause this ain't no basic beat
(Verse 4)
Honors chemistry
Hona, Honors chemistry
Thanks for teaching us we passed this class without a c
Thank you for the retakes
Wait did we even go over organics
Ehh probably not
Oh well