Thats BS by Chris Smoove Lyrics
[Intro]
Another host migration!
That's 5 host migrations this game! (Speez on the track)
I had a chopper gunner and dogs pending!
I bet the game will disconnect now
5, what the, that was the 5th host migration this game
I had a chopper gunner and dogs pending!
[Pre Rap]
This is a rap song, but I'm not a rapper
I'm a flag capper, and a spawn trapper
Commentaries are like music, my intros are like movies
And my gameplays are littered with claymores and hueys
[Hook]
That's BS!
That's BBBB-S! (X4)
[Verse 1]
Let Chris Smoove take you to school
Don't listen to these noobs with their invisible rules
Playing stealthy is healthy
Keep good people around and you'll be wealthy
I'm smooth with the T (smooth), I'm smoove with the V (smoove)
2K or COD, it doesn't matter to me
My commentary resume is sexy
I couldn't sell you my success, it's too hefty
(I've been here the whole game camping, and there he goes again)
I'm a ghost but I never died
These haters complain they're saying it's because I tried
[Hook]
(That's BS!)
That statement is BS
Tell Michael Jordan that he tried!
That's a smoove way to take it to the hook
(That's BS!)
[Verse 2]
While you're huddling making up excuses to hate
I'm studying different ways to be great
That ghost attire makes some want to retire
Even a Lamborghini could get a flat tire
So what if I have a bad game
I don't complain, next time I'll run a train
Flawless, my outfit is looking clean
I'm winning without sinning, I'm not Charlie Sheen
(I've been here the whole game camping, and there he goes again)
Being busy is the sign of a boss
Complaining about camping is the sign of a loss!
[Hook]
You know the deal
Your teammates are complaining about the other team camping
You look at the score and you're down by a million
Stop complaining, stop losing, start winning!
[Verse 3]
(The strela) makes a good game go downward
(I hate it) when my blackbird gets countered
My favorite show is Prison Break so I tea bag
Hop on that B flag, flak jacket swag
This is so easy, beat produced by Speezy
If I told you what I make you wouldn't believe me
My camping videos are so clever
What year will I stop?
2000 never!
[Bridge]
Why did I have to get the assist?
Why couldn't I get the kill?
That's BS!
That's BBBB-S! (X4)
[Outro]
The Galil is the real deal!
It make, it, heh
It keeps the noobs on their heels!
'Cuz everything is slow
Laying down a claymore is slow
Jumping through a window is slow
And you know, what was always on my mind?
Why are you so concerned about what happens to you when you're about to die?
Why don't you focus on surviving?
That way you don't need reviving (Ha-haa)
You know what I mean?
Like why do people use that perk?
This is a mean machine!
This weapon is
It just-it just, makes you go to heaven this weapon!
Hahaha, this weapon makes you go to heaven!
Knifing has to be a skill doesn't it?
Haha, the panic knife!
A skill that is hard to master!
First, they claimed that it was down for maintenance
Then, the next update said something like
It's you know, it's because of an external intrusion
Then, the next update says they need to rebuild their entire infrastructure
Another host migration!
That's 5 host migrations this game! (Speez on the track)
I had a chopper gunner and dogs pending!
I bet the game will disconnect now
5, what the, that was the 5th host migration this game
I had a chopper gunner and dogs pending!
[Pre Rap]
This is a rap song, but I'm not a rapper
I'm a flag capper, and a spawn trapper
Commentaries are like music, my intros are like movies
And my gameplays are littered with claymores and hueys
[Hook]
That's BS!
That's BBBB-S! (X4)
[Verse 1]
Let Chris Smoove take you to school
Don't listen to these noobs with their invisible rules
Playing stealthy is healthy
Keep good people around and you'll be wealthy
I'm smooth with the T (smooth), I'm smoove with the V (smoove)
2K or COD, it doesn't matter to me
My commentary resume is sexy
I couldn't sell you my success, it's too hefty
(I've been here the whole game camping, and there he goes again)
I'm a ghost but I never died
These haters complain they're saying it's because I tried
[Hook]
(That's BS!)
That statement is BS
Tell Michael Jordan that he tried!
That's a smoove way to take it to the hook
(That's BS!)
[Verse 2]
While you're huddling making up excuses to hate
I'm studying different ways to be great
That ghost attire makes some want to retire
Even a Lamborghini could get a flat tire
So what if I have a bad game
I don't complain, next time I'll run a train
Flawless, my outfit is looking clean
I'm winning without sinning, I'm not Charlie Sheen
(I've been here the whole game camping, and there he goes again)
Being busy is the sign of a boss
Complaining about camping is the sign of a loss!
[Hook]
You know the deal
Your teammates are complaining about the other team camping
You look at the score and you're down by a million
Stop complaining, stop losing, start winning!
[Verse 3]
(The strela) makes a good game go downward
(I hate it) when my blackbird gets countered
My favorite show is Prison Break so I tea bag
Hop on that B flag, flak jacket swag
This is so easy, beat produced by Speezy
If I told you what I make you wouldn't believe me
My camping videos are so clever
What year will I stop?
2000 never!
[Bridge]
Why did I have to get the assist?
Why couldn't I get the kill?
That's BS!
That's BBBB-S! (X4)
[Outro]
The Galil is the real deal!
It make, it, heh
It keeps the noobs on their heels!
'Cuz everything is slow
Laying down a claymore is slow
Jumping through a window is slow
And you know, what was always on my mind?
Why are you so concerned about what happens to you when you're about to die?
Why don't you focus on surviving?
That way you don't need reviving (Ha-haa)
You know what I mean?
Like why do people use that perk?
This is a mean machine!
This weapon is
It just-it just, makes you go to heaven this weapon!
Hahaha, this weapon makes you go to heaven!
Knifing has to be a skill doesn't it?
Haha, the panic knife!
A skill that is hard to master!
First, they claimed that it was down for maintenance
Then, the next update said something like
It's you know, it's because of an external intrusion
Then, the next update says they need to rebuild their entire infrastructure