Insane by Chris Moyles Lyrics

Well, here's a song about my friend called Gary Barlow and it's true
I was expecting Robbie Williams, who the flamin' hec are you?
I can't believe you don't recall
When we met in the village hall
It was so purely accidental
I've never seen your face before
You just barged in through the room door
I think you're actually mental!
What a shame you don't remember
Our christmas dinner last December
I don't have deja vu, haven't got a clue
I just do not remember you!
You're just insane
Now, Gary, maybe you remember when we both worked in Top Man
And that drunk weekend when we both got taken home in a police van
Look, mate, I just don't have a clue
Sorry I don't remember you
Are you on heavy medication?
We went on holiday to Spain
Taught you to make quieche lorraine
I'm only on my medication
What a shame you don't remember
Our christmas dinner last December
I don't have deja vu, haven't got a clue
I just do not remember you
How can I get through?
You're just insane!
I don't know you, Please just go!
Can we cuddle?
Err...No
Aww
Look can you just leave me alone, cos I am getting in a state
And I am going out for dinner and I don't want to be late
Look can you just pretend you know me and I promise then I'll go??
Oh go on then
Thank you
It's so great that you remember
Our christmas dinner last December
I know have deja vu
And remember you
But now you really have to shoo
Come on, together!
It's so great that we remember
The christmas dinners in December
I know have deja vu
And remember you
But now you really have to shoo
But please can I stay?
Really you can now go away
Cos you're just insane!
Just insane!
Woo Woo Woo
Such a shame
You're insane
No, you are!
No, it's you mate
Actually it's you
No, you are!
Whatevs....