Car Camping by Chris Mars Lyrics

(Intro)
Man: "Well, whaddaya say we walk around and get another pile o' wood?"
Jim Mars: "Nah, let's drive."

I smell a skunk
(Sniff)
There's beer in the trunk..
We'll howl tonight
The fishing is good
We'll piss in the woods
We'll burn big fires
Don't forget the TV and the canned goods

(Chorus)
Leave the city doors behind
Open just a crack
If it's raining, we'll turn back
We're Car Camping it
We're Car Camping it
Yeah
Ants in our beer
(Burp)
And bugs in our tents
But we'll hack that
We made a choice
To make enough noise
To wake the camp
Don't forget the boombox and the lawnchairs

(Chorus)

(Bridge)
We're just a bunch of clumsy campers
Raising a ruckus by the fire
With all the creature comforts of home
We'll retire...before the fire's...out

(Dogs barking)
It's all quiet now(2x)

(Instrumental Break)

We'll go into town to make a phone call

To regress for five straight nights
Back to troglodytes
That's a little much to ask
We're Car Camping it
We're Car Camping it
Leave the city doors behind
Open just a crack
If it's raining, we'll turn back
We're Car Camping it
We're Car Camping it
We're Car Camping it
We're Car Camping it
Yeah

(Horn Honking)