Im a car crashing monster by Chris Cyrus Lyrics
Chorus twice
I'm driving fast and flip into a ditch and the pieces of my life start to fall apart
Verse 1
One day i found my girl having sex with my friend Rex
So i beat him till his flesh looked like ripped tissue
And starting throwing direct hits and i broke your neck
My girls screaming to stop but i just go in my truck and run over some muck
It gets all over her and she starts screaming yuck
Then drove in to an 8 point buck and a family of would chucks and i almost got stuck
Hear the sound of police
And sped up and ran into my niece
And into a house and killed my ex spouse
Ran into the house next over found 2 girls and chopped them up to look like dog food
And somehow i got caught and got my face smashed on the officers shoe
And now im at a 5 killing streak
And they punched me if i dared to speak
First day in prison woke up and found out my cellmate was gay
So i punched him if he did not stay away
Gates opened and got in a fight so then a dude took my leg and bit
So i took him by the neck and slammed him and spit
So think twice before you do that sh*t
And punched him faster then a horse race
And did not leave one trace
So my abs are so strong there always braced
And these girl gaurds are all over me
And act like im a s*x spree
And suck it so fast they can't breath
And i start smoking trees
And it blows in the cool breeze
And got out and i was in new mexico
So i ran out to go
And somehow there is 5 feet of snow
And w**d is now in the us
And its legal and now i got a puppy that is a beagle
And then see in the air 7 eagles
My eyes look like snake eyes and now im a fu**ing wise guy
And my drugs this guy trying to compromise
So i hang him by a rope and spill his guts to make everyone terrified
And everyone just sh*ts on the Tampa bay buccaneers
And kill you by choking on your own balls and drown you with Tyndale
Chorus twice
Im mad and now there is this monster scratching at my skin and its not far from reaching the surface
Verse 2
This monster came to me when i got in that crash and then i shot a guy in the head
All because he said i was fu**ing dead
And that's all he said
And poisoned muskego with lead
And all i ate for 3 months is wheat bread
And every girl that looks life my ex i choke and drag there body to burn
Others i just kill them by shoving down a tree fern
And i think all these bit**es never learn
And i get made fun of cause im Mexican and can't speak Spanish
And beat middle schoolers and say they fell in to some desks
Now every girl is my bit**es and they can't say there not and then killed my 13th victim
And then i met a girl named deja and she was the person that got me up
Then it happened again and shot her body up
And took the boy and beat him up
And then got 30 hours of community service
Cause i was smoking greens and i won't stop till i feel like im bunched in hot barb wire
And Eminem is the one who got me inspired
And went to my job and got myself fired
And now i want to rap and took my life and crumpeled it and threw it away and that is like every day
Now when i get pissed
Just take my di**and start to spray
And then all these girls want it
And they just sit and prey
Now ican tell all you a**holes thats i got a 8 inch c*ck
And now yo as f*cked up as a 1969 ipod dock
I'm driving fast and flip into a ditch and the pieces of my life start to fall apart
Verse 1
One day i found my girl having sex with my friend Rex
So i beat him till his flesh looked like ripped tissue
And starting throwing direct hits and i broke your neck
My girls screaming to stop but i just go in my truck and run over some muck
It gets all over her and she starts screaming yuck
Then drove in to an 8 point buck and a family of would chucks and i almost got stuck
Hear the sound of police
And sped up and ran into my niece
And into a house and killed my ex spouse
Ran into the house next over found 2 girls and chopped them up to look like dog food
And somehow i got caught and got my face smashed on the officers shoe
And now im at a 5 killing streak
And they punched me if i dared to speak
First day in prison woke up and found out my cellmate was gay
So i punched him if he did not stay away
Gates opened and got in a fight so then a dude took my leg and bit
So i took him by the neck and slammed him and spit
So think twice before you do that sh*t
And punched him faster then a horse race
And did not leave one trace
So my abs are so strong there always braced
And these girl gaurds are all over me
And act like im a s*x spree
And suck it so fast they can't breath
And i start smoking trees
And it blows in the cool breeze
And got out and i was in new mexico
So i ran out to go
And somehow there is 5 feet of snow
And w**d is now in the us
And its legal and now i got a puppy that is a beagle
And then see in the air 7 eagles
My eyes look like snake eyes and now im a fu**ing wise guy
And my drugs this guy trying to compromise
So i hang him by a rope and spill his guts to make everyone terrified
And everyone just sh*ts on the Tampa bay buccaneers
And kill you by choking on your own balls and drown you with Tyndale
Chorus twice
Im mad and now there is this monster scratching at my skin and its not far from reaching the surface
Verse 2
This monster came to me when i got in that crash and then i shot a guy in the head
All because he said i was fu**ing dead
And that's all he said
And poisoned muskego with lead
And all i ate for 3 months is wheat bread
And every girl that looks life my ex i choke and drag there body to burn
Others i just kill them by shoving down a tree fern
And i think all these bit**es never learn
And i get made fun of cause im Mexican and can't speak Spanish
And beat middle schoolers and say they fell in to some desks
Now every girl is my bit**es and they can't say there not and then killed my 13th victim
And then i met a girl named deja and she was the person that got me up
Then it happened again and shot her body up
And took the boy and beat him up
And then got 30 hours of community service
Cause i was smoking greens and i won't stop till i feel like im bunched in hot barb wire
And Eminem is the one who got me inspired
And went to my job and got myself fired
And now i want to rap and took my life and crumpeled it and threw it away and that is like every day
Now when i get pissed
Just take my di**and start to spray
And then all these girls want it
And they just sit and prey
Now ican tell all you a**holes thats i got a 8 inch c*ck
And now yo as f*cked up as a 1969 ipod dock