Wizard Wig by Chousand Lyrics

My friends are having the time of their lives
And I’m home alone smoking weed in a wizard’s wig
I think I’m doing fine on my own but this shirt smells old
Why’s doing laundry so expensive here

I said your friends don’t like me
They think I’m too mean
I like the way that I am
I said my friends don’t like you
You think you’re too cool
I hate the way that you are

My friends are having the time of their lives
And I’m home alone watching Home Alone again
I think I’m doing better on my own but I drink too much
When will I ever stop drinking beer

I said your friends don’t like me
They think I’m too mean
I like the way that I am
I said my friends don’t like you
You think you’re too cool
I hate the way that you are
I can’t believe that I slept past two
Now I’m hungover and I’m looking for some food
Can we hit my favorite deli please
So I can get a chicken parm with extra cheese

AH!

I said your friends don’t like me
They think I’m too mean
I like the way that I am
I said my friends don’t like you
You think you’re too cool
I hate the way that you are

My friends are having the time of their lives
And I’m home alone x2