What If? by Chazer Wazer Lyrics
[Verse 1]
What if my parents never met?
What if my mum was never in debt?
What if there was no such thing as debt?
What if my stepmom actually become a vet?
What if our pets never died and all our lives were all set?
What if there was no vaccine to inject?
What if when I was born I became an insect?
What if when I was born I popped out of an egg in a nest?
What if Cav Cav didn't realise the diss track was in gest?
What if I'm actually a spawn of incest?
What if when I'm at home I'm actually a guest?
What if I survive life just by having a guess?
What if I was a completely different person and my name began with an "S"
What if I was given to a family who had less?
What if my mum would have killed for making a mess?
What if I just cut to the chase I talking about my death?
What if my friends don't like me and I'm actually just a pest?
What if I wake up one night in bed and I'm covered in red?
What if one day I just wake up and I'm dead?
What if I finally hang myself from the neck?
What if I wasn't me and had a different head?
What if at night I could actually get some rest?
What if my dad would have pulled out before he cum yet?
What if I never get the chance to experience success
Would I trade my life to get someone else's, fuck yes
[Verse 2] 1:44
What if there was no such thing as gays?
What if there was no such thing as days?
What if I finally run out things to say?
What if I break my voice and have to vocals to lay?
What if I never met Joshter Jay?
What if Eminem never met Dr. Dre?
What if when I was a kid I'd asked out the girl who lived across the way?
How the fuck will I continue if I never get laid?
How the fuck will I continue if I never get paid?
Would it of actually matter if I got good grades?
What if there was no such thing as race?
What if there was no such thing as base?
What if I'd start saying grace? (nothing)
What if I miss the boat and I'm too late?
What if I didn't live life at my own pace?
What if the first time I try weed it's actually laced?
What if I go walking around in the rain?
Get ill, nearly die and suffer a lot of pain
What if I gave a shit about a chain?
What if I every time I wake up I ache?
What if no one attends my wake?
What if I get killed one night and dumped in a lake?
What if I would have died by going out by being stabbed by a shank?
Fuck it, I truly have run out of shit to say
[Verse 3] 2:55
What if I was dyslexic and never learnt to read?
What if I have special needs?
What if I was born and I wasn't me?
What if I die a virgin and never get a she?
What if I had to grow up with a piece?
What if I never wake up and suddenly I'm deceased?
What if I get rich than go bankrupt like Greece?
What if no one ever hears the ramblings of Charly P?
What if I'm a pussy who's too scared to try weed?
What if my dad would have wasted his seed?
What if I run out of words to rhyme with the letter "E"?
But most importantly, what if no one like The CP LP?
What if my parents never met?
What if my mum was never in debt?
What if there was no such thing as debt?
What if my stepmom actually become a vet?
What if our pets never died and all our lives were all set?
What if there was no vaccine to inject?
What if when I was born I became an insect?
What if when I was born I popped out of an egg in a nest?
What if Cav Cav didn't realise the diss track was in gest?
What if I'm actually a spawn of incest?
What if when I'm at home I'm actually a guest?
What if I survive life just by having a guess?
What if I was a completely different person and my name began with an "S"
What if I was given to a family who had less?
What if my mum would have killed for making a mess?
What if I just cut to the chase I talking about my death?
What if my friends don't like me and I'm actually just a pest?
What if I wake up one night in bed and I'm covered in red?
What if one day I just wake up and I'm dead?
What if I finally hang myself from the neck?
What if I wasn't me and had a different head?
What if at night I could actually get some rest?
What if my dad would have pulled out before he cum yet?
What if I never get the chance to experience success
Would I trade my life to get someone else's, fuck yes
[Verse 2] 1:44
What if there was no such thing as gays?
What if there was no such thing as days?
What if I finally run out things to say?
What if I break my voice and have to vocals to lay?
What if I never met Joshter Jay?
What if Eminem never met Dr. Dre?
What if when I was a kid I'd asked out the girl who lived across the way?
How the fuck will I continue if I never get laid?
How the fuck will I continue if I never get paid?
Would it of actually matter if I got good grades?
What if there was no such thing as race?
What if there was no such thing as base?
What if I'd start saying grace? (nothing)
What if I miss the boat and I'm too late?
What if I didn't live life at my own pace?
What if the first time I try weed it's actually laced?
What if I go walking around in the rain?
Get ill, nearly die and suffer a lot of pain
What if I gave a shit about a chain?
What if I every time I wake up I ache?
What if no one attends my wake?
What if I get killed one night and dumped in a lake?
What if I would have died by going out by being stabbed by a shank?
Fuck it, I truly have run out of shit to say
[Verse 3] 2:55
What if I was dyslexic and never learnt to read?
What if I have special needs?
What if I was born and I wasn't me?
What if I die a virgin and never get a she?
What if I had to grow up with a piece?
What if I never wake up and suddenly I'm deceased?
What if I get rich than go bankrupt like Greece?
What if no one ever hears the ramblings of Charly P?
What if I'm a pussy who's too scared to try weed?
What if my dad would have wasted his seed?
What if I run out of words to rhyme with the letter "E"?
But most importantly, what if no one like The CP LP?