Twat Skit by Chazer Wazer Lyrics

[Cav Cav]
Hey, can I put money on your card?

[Big Daddy Killer]
Cavan, this is no time for games.

[Cav Cav]
Oh no, tell Uncle Cavan what happened.

[Big Daddy Killer]
I lost all my money.

[Cav Cav]
How?

[Big Daddy Killer]
I invested in Toys R us. I thought I could bring it back. I'm £2,000,000 in debt.

[Cav Cav]
Well that's not very good. Oh, I nearly forgot to mention.
[Big Daddy Killer]
What?

[Cav Cav]
I'm a millionaire.

[Big Daddy Killer]
How?

[Cav Cav]
I'm walking home one day and I found £6,000,000 just on the ground. It was a pretty good day.

[Big Daddy Killer]
Oh, that's great, can you please lend me some money?

[Cav Cav]
Um, well you know, I only give money to friends. You know?

[Big Daddy Killer]
But we're friends.

[Cav Cav]
Um. Oh no, someone has just broke in and is holding a gun to my head.

[Big Daddy Killer]
But--
[Cav Cav]
I know, he shot. I'm dead now, goodbye