The Famous Three by Chazer Wazer Lyrics
[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm a stalker, store her in a freezer
Sneak up behind her like a creeper
Dump ya body in a lake and leave her
Like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
Yeah, I'm a stalker, store her in a freezer
Sneak up behind her like a creeper
Dump ya body in a lake and leave her
Like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
[Verse 1]
Yo, bitch 1 is dumb blonde slut
And I really really want her to come on nuts (What nuts?)
Jesus, deez nuts, wanna drink her cum from butts
She's my neighbour and I just want a one on fuck
Shе said no, so I guess now I've gotta rape hеr
Storm her place and make her say, "that's a lotta tape, uh
She's screaming and all I can think is, "what a hater"
I was gonna eat her tongue but her ass is a hotta flavour
Now I ain't got a neighbour
[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm a stalker, store her in a freezer
Sneak up behind her like a creeper
Dump ya body in a lake and leave her
Like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
Yeah, I'm a stalker, store her in a freezer
Sneak up behind her like a creeper
Dump ya body in a lake and leave her
Like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
[Verse 2]
I'm like a business man, yeah I'm pretty throat cut
Bitch 2 is a celebrity and I wanna fuck this ho slut
I just wanna break into her mansion and go nuts
I'm on her property and I can't wait to eat her whole guts
I enter her backdoor but I see her husband, oh fuck
I whisper in her ear, "don't butt"
I tie her to the bed and sneak up behind him with a hammer
I destroy this cunts body in July like liver cancer
This whore is fine, but she keeps telling porky pies, forty times
She keeps screaming I raped her, that's a naughty lie
Don't you get it bitch? This is my world and you're just in my storyline
Fun fact, I'm horny, I'm also a gory guy
Who will eat you out metaphorically and figuratively
Actually, you're safe for today 'cause I bought dinner with me
You're a sad pathetic man, I'm a winner, Britney (Not Spears)
Fuck it, I'm done with lasagne, give me your cunt
[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm a stalker, store her in a freezer
Sneak up behind her like a creeper
Dump ya body in a lake and leave her
Like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
Yeah, I'm a stalker, store her in a freezer
Sneak up behind her like a creeper
Dump ya body in a lake and leave her
Like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
[Verse 3]
Yo, yo, yo, I've gotta voodoo hex, who to next?
I guess I should probably go after YouTube's best
Myself, I'm gonna rape myself with eight forks
I'm the only one who is good enough for me, I hate whores
Because I cum on a timer like a train door
The first time I fucked myself was in a baked store
I wanna drug myself and get fucked by Bill Cosby
Masturbate in a corner as I kill Lockey
When I'm dead I want someone to fuck my chilled body
Just want someone to shoot me in the head with a steel shotty
Done eight crimes, save rhymes
I wanna burn down June because I hate pride (month)
I don't waist time on this bassline
Munch your dick because I hate mine like gay guys
They've wanted me dead since they're aired my story on dateline
Play this at a party, this is a great vibe
I ain't fine, I've had some bodies, I've ate five
Now I wanna be eaten (Eton) like I went to a private school
I'm kinda cool but I'm a violent fool
Only problem is I can't be killed because I'm timeless, y'all
[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm a stalker, store her in a freezer
Sneak up behind her like a creeper
Dump ya body in a lake and leave her
Like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
Yeah, I'm a stalker, store her in a freezer
Sneak up behind her like a creeper
Dump ya body in a lake and leave her
Like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
Yeah, I'm a stalker, store her in a freezer
Sneak up behind her like a creeper
Dump ya body in a lake and leave her
Like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
Yeah, I'm a stalker, store her in a freezer
Sneak up behind her like a creeper
Dump ya body in a lake and leave her
Like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
[Verse 1]
Yo, bitch 1 is dumb blonde slut
And I really really want her to come on nuts (What nuts?)
Jesus, deez nuts, wanna drink her cum from butts
She's my neighbour and I just want a one on fuck
Shе said no, so I guess now I've gotta rape hеr
Storm her place and make her say, "that's a lotta tape, uh
She's screaming and all I can think is, "what a hater"
I was gonna eat her tongue but her ass is a hotta flavour
Now I ain't got a neighbour
[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm a stalker, store her in a freezer
Sneak up behind her like a creeper
Dump ya body in a lake and leave her
Like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
Yeah, I'm a stalker, store her in a freezer
Sneak up behind her like a creeper
Dump ya body in a lake and leave her
Like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
[Verse 2]
I'm like a business man, yeah I'm pretty throat cut
Bitch 2 is a celebrity and I wanna fuck this ho slut
I just wanna break into her mansion and go nuts
I'm on her property and I can't wait to eat her whole guts
I enter her backdoor but I see her husband, oh fuck
I whisper in her ear, "don't butt"
I tie her to the bed and sneak up behind him with a hammer
I destroy this cunts body in July like liver cancer
This whore is fine, but she keeps telling porky pies, forty times
She keeps screaming I raped her, that's a naughty lie
Don't you get it bitch? This is my world and you're just in my storyline
Fun fact, I'm horny, I'm also a gory guy
Who will eat you out metaphorically and figuratively
Actually, you're safe for today 'cause I bought dinner with me
You're a sad pathetic man, I'm a winner, Britney (Not Spears)
Fuck it, I'm done with lasagne, give me your cunt
[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm a stalker, store her in a freezer
Sneak up behind her like a creeper
Dump ya body in a lake and leave her
Like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
Yeah, I'm a stalker, store her in a freezer
Sneak up behind her like a creeper
Dump ya body in a lake and leave her
Like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
[Verse 3]
Yo, yo, yo, I've gotta voodoo hex, who to next?
I guess I should probably go after YouTube's best
Myself, I'm gonna rape myself with eight forks
I'm the only one who is good enough for me, I hate whores
Because I cum on a timer like a train door
The first time I fucked myself was in a baked store
I wanna drug myself and get fucked by Bill Cosby
Masturbate in a corner as I kill Lockey
When I'm dead I want someone to fuck my chilled body
Just want someone to shoot me in the head with a steel shotty
Done eight crimes, save rhymes
I wanna burn down June because I hate pride (month)
I don't waist time on this bassline
Munch your dick because I hate mine like gay guys
They've wanted me dead since they're aired my story on dateline
Play this at a party, this is a great vibe
I ain't fine, I've had some bodies, I've ate five
Now I wanna be eaten (Eton) like I went to a private school
I'm kinda cool but I'm a violent fool
Only problem is I can't be killed because I'm timeless, y'all
[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm a stalker, store her in a freezer
Sneak up behind her like a creeper
Dump ya body in a lake and leave her
Like a crowbar, put you in a toaster
Yeah, I'm a stalker, store her in a freezer
Sneak up behind her like a creeper
Dump ya body in a lake and leave her
Like a crowbar, put you in a toaster