The Career Destroyer by Chazer Wazer Lyrics
[Verse]
You're overrated
And uneducated
And you've been manipulated
To believe your the best
But I'm not impressed
Oh, hello bad guy
Your dicks the size of a magpie
So you want to diss Tyler The Creator
Well his a fucking terminator
So i can't teach you a goddamn thing
Well a famous speech was delivered by Martin Luther King
So your very short
I've just had a thought you should be in criminal court
It would be nice if everyone once in a while
You'd visit 8 mile
You alright Marshall
How's your father
You keep saying your from Detroit
But what's the fucking point
And I want you to be held at gunpoint
The worst thing you did was sign 50 cent
Who couldn't even work out a percent
You mentioned columbine
And that was a radical sign
Encore
Was worse than the American civil war
You're an angry blonde
And I hope your house gets bombed
The Eminem show
Was more average than a strawberry tomato
You don't like Yonkers
Well I think it's bonkers
Your rhyming skills may have me climbing hills
But when I'm done with you you'll be selling windmills
When I get signed to Shady records
I'll turn it into the House Of Lords
After hearing foolish pride
I was horrified
My name is, my name is the worst chorus
Jesus have you ever heard of a thesaurus
So your reading a dictionary
To improve your vocabulary
And that's why your not evolutionary
Your also inbreeding you prick
And I'm gonna give you a scissors kick
You better back-down
Or you'll let your fans down
Because your track will be shit
Just like a toilet kit
You like the beastie boys
Because they make a lot of noise
Just like you
Because you were shit it an interview
Oh, but the way I will fuck your daughter
Come hell or high water
So you think you better well
I'll read you a letter
Dear Eminem
You think your causing mayhem
You can't be the king controversy
If your showing mercy
Your sincerely Chazer Wazer who has been Styled
You fucking man-child
And when I'm done with you your gonna be riled
After my debut
Your gonna be blue
And this is gonna be my break through
You need some shampoo
And they'll be putting your next Joshter Jay
Like the last motherfucker saying Tyler's name just trying to get more fame
You wanna fuck rap
Well please don't come back
You want me to quit
But I've got more bars
Then top gear has cars
And revival was shit
You can make one on me
And that wouldn't even destroy me
But I can take you out like Bruce Lee
You done a song with Logic
Do I need to say more
Because it wasn't sick
And for you rap is a chore
I had to regain your population
To change your occupation
Now just tuck your tail in between
Your legs
Cause the only thing your producing is eggs
You're overrated
And uneducated
And you've been manipulated
To believe your the best
But I'm not impressed
Oh, hello bad guy
Your dicks the size of a magpie
So you want to diss Tyler The Creator
Well his a fucking terminator
So i can't teach you a goddamn thing
Well a famous speech was delivered by Martin Luther King
So your very short
I've just had a thought you should be in criminal court
It would be nice if everyone once in a while
You'd visit 8 mile
You alright Marshall
How's your father
You keep saying your from Detroit
But what's the fucking point
And I want you to be held at gunpoint
The worst thing you did was sign 50 cent
Who couldn't even work out a percent
You mentioned columbine
And that was a radical sign
Encore
Was worse than the American civil war
You're an angry blonde
And I hope your house gets bombed
The Eminem show
Was more average than a strawberry tomato
You don't like Yonkers
Well I think it's bonkers
Your rhyming skills may have me climbing hills
But when I'm done with you you'll be selling windmills
When I get signed to Shady records
I'll turn it into the House Of Lords
After hearing foolish pride
I was horrified
My name is, my name is the worst chorus
Jesus have you ever heard of a thesaurus
So your reading a dictionary
To improve your vocabulary
And that's why your not evolutionary
Your also inbreeding you prick
And I'm gonna give you a scissors kick
You better back-down
Or you'll let your fans down
Because your track will be shit
Just like a toilet kit
You like the beastie boys
Because they make a lot of noise
Just like you
Because you were shit it an interview
Oh, but the way I will fuck your daughter
Come hell or high water
So you think you better well
I'll read you a letter
Dear Eminem
You think your causing mayhem
You can't be the king controversy
If your showing mercy
Your sincerely Chazer Wazer who has been Styled
You fucking man-child
And when I'm done with you your gonna be riled
After my debut
Your gonna be blue
And this is gonna be my break through
You need some shampoo
And they'll be putting your next Joshter Jay
Like the last motherfucker saying Tyler's name just trying to get more fame
You wanna fuck rap
Well please don't come back
You want me to quit
But I've got more bars
Then top gear has cars
And revival was shit
You can make one on me
And that wouldn't even destroy me
But I can take you out like Bruce Lee
You done a song with Logic
Do I need to say more
Because it wasn't sick
And for you rap is a chore
I had to regain your population
To change your occupation
Now just tuck your tail in between
Your legs
Cause the only thing your producing is eggs