The Birth by Chazer Wazer Lyrics
[Intro]
Big Daddy Killer in this bitch, it all started
It all started when my mother said I was cold hearted
This song goes out to all the dearly departed
2Pac, Biggie Smalls, Big L, Jack the Ripper
John Wayne Gacey, DMX, Prince Phillip, Ed Gein
Just to name a few
This gun is what I am at you
Follow me!
[Chorus]
Follow me down this path
As we journey through this car
So you can see my life
Do you wanna ride or die?
La la-da-la la la la la
[Verse 1]
I am a killer so I want you to push me
I get my sweet revenge by stealing your bitches pussy
Maime someone by getting out the axe
Bury your body out thе back, I should be allowed to rap
About my life and thе shit I've seen with my own two eyes
Saying I had a porcupine shoved up my ass is a little joke of mine
My dad tried to make me die twice by stabbing me 3 times
Then fucking me like easy pie 'cause he was a sleazy guy
So see me cry with my beaming eye's
As I remember being my father biggest disappointment
His room smelt like booze mixed with a coin scent
I sigh while cutting my wrist, I wish I had someone to call my bitch
But I can't because my dick is only five intch
We used to be rich but he spent it all on blunts and sluts
I tried avoiding whores but I gave up and fucked
Now my life is surrounded with nothing but cunts and stuff
Which sounds neat but after I nut I tend to cut 'em up
I've got nothing else to say in this verse so I'll tell myself to shut the fuck up
[Chorus] 1:18
Follow me down this path
As we journey through this car
So you can see my life
Do you wanna ride or die?
La la-da-la la la la la
Follow me down this path
As we journey through this car
So you can see my life
Do you wanna ride or die?
La la-da-la la la la la
[Verse 2] 1:41
I remember when I got a visit in nursery from someone who's fifty
He had all the kids screaming "don't put your bellend in me"
I've got some big daddy issues like bitches who like to be choked
And that's why I punch women with keemo
Throw their body in the ocean, make them go missing like neemo
I know I'm sounding awfully emo
Clown, you should know why I'm a jackass like Steve-O
My mum is now a dead hoe 'cause my dad killed her with headphones
He then tried to kill himself by OD'ing of a cornetto
I was gonna call 999 but I was tired so I went to bed so
When I woke up, his face was blue and I went yo
I was only eight, but I saw the maid try to break down the door
She knocked the door to the floor, but just before
She could get in, immigration took her away (Sad face)
And I was like "yo, I just heard word play"
So I invented this thing called rap with fine lead
Well that's how it went in my head
Which just shows you, I've been crazy since sliced bread
[Chorus]
Follow me down this path
As we journey through this car
So you can see my life
Do you wanna ride or die?
La la-da-la la la la la
Follow me down this path
As we journey through this car
So you can see my life
Do you wanna ride or die?
La la-da-la la la la la
[Verse 3]
I'm an angry man, can you please thank me dad?
If you ever make me mad, I go crazy bad
I'm a hazy lad who make ladies sad
You hate me bad like a lazy add
Chazer has excepted he's half life
But I haven't, we're his son but we can't shine
He needs to except that I'm he's dark side
Cunts try to hurt me, so let me tell ya about myself on verse 3
I bath in bleach so I'm germ free
I tried to get high but I burnt trees, I earnt P's
Burp lean, I'm the worst breed, drink herb tea
I'm dirty minded like someone who's just had their brains blown out
Make no doubt, I taste no doubt when I burn down a rainbow cloud
I make jokes bout gay ole' clowns, I pay no pounds
To those h-o who I fuck while drinking Pepsi max who let me smash
Get me smack so I can smack my deadbeat dad
When my mum left, that left me mad so let me rap
You can rap at me but I'll hit you with a battery
I buy children 'cause that's tax free
Then hug a friends of mine called "stab stab Pete"
Call him a cunt then run away but then blow my knee out
If you're wondering what the fuck I'm rapping 'bout
This is the night I became my own man
And separated from Chazer
[Bridge]
I'm a psycho, I'm a psycho, I'm a psycho
By the time I was nine, I blew like dyno
Just a shame it was a dead body
So let me join them when I shoot myself in the head, shotty
I'm a psycho, I'm a psycho, I'm a psycho
By the time I was nine, I blew like dyno
Just a shame it was a dead body
So let me join them when I shoot myself in the head, shotty
Big Daddy Killer in this bitch, it all started
It all started when my mother said I was cold hearted
This song goes out to all the dearly departed
2Pac, Biggie Smalls, Big L, Jack the Ripper
John Wayne Gacey, DMX, Prince Phillip, Ed Gein
Just to name a few
This gun is what I am at you
Follow me!
[Chorus]
Follow me down this path
As we journey through this car
So you can see my life
Do you wanna ride or die?
La la-da-la la la la la
[Verse 1]
I am a killer so I want you to push me
I get my sweet revenge by stealing your bitches pussy
Maime someone by getting out the axe
Bury your body out thе back, I should be allowed to rap
About my life and thе shit I've seen with my own two eyes
Saying I had a porcupine shoved up my ass is a little joke of mine
My dad tried to make me die twice by stabbing me 3 times
Then fucking me like easy pie 'cause he was a sleazy guy
So see me cry with my beaming eye's
As I remember being my father biggest disappointment
His room smelt like booze mixed with a coin scent
I sigh while cutting my wrist, I wish I had someone to call my bitch
But I can't because my dick is only five intch
We used to be rich but he spent it all on blunts and sluts
I tried avoiding whores but I gave up and fucked
Now my life is surrounded with nothing but cunts and stuff
Which sounds neat but after I nut I tend to cut 'em up
I've got nothing else to say in this verse so I'll tell myself to shut the fuck up
[Chorus] 1:18
Follow me down this path
As we journey through this car
So you can see my life
Do you wanna ride or die?
La la-da-la la la la la
Follow me down this path
As we journey through this car
So you can see my life
Do you wanna ride or die?
La la-da-la la la la la
[Verse 2] 1:41
I remember when I got a visit in nursery from someone who's fifty
He had all the kids screaming "don't put your bellend in me"
I've got some big daddy issues like bitches who like to be choked
And that's why I punch women with keemo
Throw their body in the ocean, make them go missing like neemo
I know I'm sounding awfully emo
Clown, you should know why I'm a jackass like Steve-O
My mum is now a dead hoe 'cause my dad killed her with headphones
He then tried to kill himself by OD'ing of a cornetto
I was gonna call 999 but I was tired so I went to bed so
When I woke up, his face was blue and I went yo
I was only eight, but I saw the maid try to break down the door
She knocked the door to the floor, but just before
She could get in, immigration took her away (Sad face)
And I was like "yo, I just heard word play"
So I invented this thing called rap with fine lead
Well that's how it went in my head
Which just shows you, I've been crazy since sliced bread
[Chorus]
Follow me down this path
As we journey through this car
So you can see my life
Do you wanna ride or die?
La la-da-la la la la la
Follow me down this path
As we journey through this car
So you can see my life
Do you wanna ride or die?
La la-da-la la la la la
[Verse 3]
I'm an angry man, can you please thank me dad?
If you ever make me mad, I go crazy bad
I'm a hazy lad who make ladies sad
You hate me bad like a lazy add
Chazer has excepted he's half life
But I haven't, we're his son but we can't shine
He needs to except that I'm he's dark side
Cunts try to hurt me, so let me tell ya about myself on verse 3
I bath in bleach so I'm germ free
I tried to get high but I burnt trees, I earnt P's
Burp lean, I'm the worst breed, drink herb tea
I'm dirty minded like someone who's just had their brains blown out
Make no doubt, I taste no doubt when I burn down a rainbow cloud
I make jokes bout gay ole' clowns, I pay no pounds
To those h-o who I fuck while drinking Pepsi max who let me smash
Get me smack so I can smack my deadbeat dad
When my mum left, that left me mad so let me rap
You can rap at me but I'll hit you with a battery
I buy children 'cause that's tax free
Then hug a friends of mine called "stab stab Pete"
Call him a cunt then run away but then blow my knee out
If you're wondering what the fuck I'm rapping 'bout
This is the night I became my own man
And separated from Chazer
[Bridge]
I'm a psycho, I'm a psycho, I'm a psycho
By the time I was nine, I blew like dyno
Just a shame it was a dead body
So let me join them when I shoot myself in the head, shotty
I'm a psycho, I'm a psycho, I'm a psycho
By the time I was nine, I blew like dyno
Just a shame it was a dead body
So let me join them when I shoot myself in the head, shotty