Machine Gun by Chazer Wazer Lyrics
[Intro]
This is Garry, 5,4,3,2,1
Go
[Verse 1]
I'm barking mad, so you can just watch me shout at this bitch
I keep harking on the time I tore my mum's clit
Guess what? My dick caused it to split
That fat prick is what I called my dad, you piece of shit
Never forgave me for stealing his whore chick
After I nutted and cut her up a bit
If that dumb bitch decides to speak up she gets a hit
I let that slut Kim pop and drink my zit
She licks my cum, gets upset when she gets kicked
Guys get shot with my Glock and sent to hell cause
Machine gun Garry is just that fuckin' sick
I'll mainly be going there cause I raped my family
(What the frick?) They're fit and I did it angrily
Me verse the cops, there'll get a shock when their dicks get a lick
When I was littler I looked up at Hitler
I've got a riddle for yer, who will be in the latest family sinners
[Chorus]
If you could just show me the way to live
I'd finally be able to make a friend
My family can't come back to life but I can
He's a boy, not he's a man
[Verse 2]
Daddy called me a fuckin' psycho many times
I know it's not nice, I throw him then he cries
I'm able to send a ball inside him when he whines
Cut his dick off and suck up the blood like wine
I'm cooler than you so I'll give you a dime
I miss my mum so I'll fuck her with my nine
I drink red rum off my dead mum, I know it's a crime
I think leads dumb, I'd rather get head, son
I get more wood than sap, I'm not gay, that's just a line
I have lust for my sister I could fuck her all day
My luck's tiny, she's someone I must suck like a small gay
I knocked this bitch out like that rapper LL Cool J
She put her foot in her mouth, she got socked, that's wool bay bay
I may disgust you cause I don't follow ya'll way
I'm so fuckin' good at this rapping shit, I could fool dre
My dick so fuckin' long you could see it from Norway
[Chorus]
If you could just show me the way to live
I'd finally be able to make a friend
My family can't come back to life but I can
He's a boy, not he's a man
[Verse 3]
Back in the mental year of 1998
They did shit like watch me do lime green time, mate
Even Black's made fun of my ears for days, no, try years
I eat crap all day, you shouldn't judge me on any date
A brain is something I lack, just like the balls of queer's
I will always fuck you in the ass like it was fate
Garry, can you please fuck me is what a ho said, oh dear
My brother got lucky by me, I drugged him with beer
I raped his slim ass on your fuckn' deck, (right here)
My dick is so small, his ass was still tight after I was done
I couldn't fucking get it up because I drank rum
Maybe I'll have a son and rape him in the bum
I kill myself with my cape cause that gets me sticky like hun
I've started to rap like an ape, I have nine guns
I wanna eat loose change but I've always got none
Enter a guy's house named Dave, milk him and then drink his cum
[Chorus]
If you could just show me the way to live
I'd finally be able to make a friend
My family can't come back to life but I can
He's a boy, not he's a man
This is Garry, 5,4,3,2,1
Go
[Verse 1]
I'm barking mad, so you can just watch me shout at this bitch
I keep harking on the time I tore my mum's clit
Guess what? My dick caused it to split
That fat prick is what I called my dad, you piece of shit
Never forgave me for stealing his whore chick
After I nutted and cut her up a bit
If that dumb bitch decides to speak up she gets a hit
I let that slut Kim pop and drink my zit
She licks my cum, gets upset when she gets kicked
Guys get shot with my Glock and sent to hell cause
Machine gun Garry is just that fuckin' sick
I'll mainly be going there cause I raped my family
(What the frick?) They're fit and I did it angrily
Me verse the cops, there'll get a shock when their dicks get a lick
When I was littler I looked up at Hitler
I've got a riddle for yer, who will be in the latest family sinners
[Chorus]
If you could just show me the way to live
I'd finally be able to make a friend
My family can't come back to life but I can
He's a boy, not he's a man
[Verse 2]
Daddy called me a fuckin' psycho many times
I know it's not nice, I throw him then he cries
I'm able to send a ball inside him when he whines
Cut his dick off and suck up the blood like wine
I'm cooler than you so I'll give you a dime
I miss my mum so I'll fuck her with my nine
I drink red rum off my dead mum, I know it's a crime
I think leads dumb, I'd rather get head, son
I get more wood than sap, I'm not gay, that's just a line
I have lust for my sister I could fuck her all day
My luck's tiny, she's someone I must suck like a small gay
I knocked this bitch out like that rapper LL Cool J
She put her foot in her mouth, she got socked, that's wool bay bay
I may disgust you cause I don't follow ya'll way
I'm so fuckin' good at this rapping shit, I could fool dre
My dick so fuckin' long you could see it from Norway
[Chorus]
If you could just show me the way to live
I'd finally be able to make a friend
My family can't come back to life but I can
He's a boy, not he's a man
[Verse 3]
Back in the mental year of 1998
They did shit like watch me do lime green time, mate
Even Black's made fun of my ears for days, no, try years
I eat crap all day, you shouldn't judge me on any date
A brain is something I lack, just like the balls of queer's
I will always fuck you in the ass like it was fate
Garry, can you please fuck me is what a ho said, oh dear
My brother got lucky by me, I drugged him with beer
I raped his slim ass on your fuckn' deck, (right here)
My dick is so small, his ass was still tight after I was done
I couldn't fucking get it up because I drank rum
Maybe I'll have a son and rape him in the bum
I kill myself with my cape cause that gets me sticky like hun
I've started to rap like an ape, I have nine guns
I wanna eat loose change but I've always got none
Enter a guy's house named Dave, milk him and then drink his cum
[Chorus]
If you could just show me the way to live
I'd finally be able to make a friend
My family can't come back to life but I can
He's a boy, not he's a man