King Chazer by Chazer Wazer Lyrics
[Intro]
Motherfuckers talking crazy
Sayin I'm not as good as shady
Come and try and make me
Fuck you, eat fuckin dick
I'm feeling like the king
Especially on this album
CP's the one who made it
It's Chazer on the mic
[Verse 1]
Just call me a flower
Cause I rose from the grave
Alot of people are sour
Cause I have the power
To end your career
And can never be saved
But don't be jealous cause I'm all the rave
I could rap while walking miles with a smile
I know it's been a while
But I'll remain vile
But hey, I can't complain
Especially since I've got theses boots
And I killed the pain
I'm a drug
So think of me while you drink your coke
And weeding your plants
Because you can't punish them for being planned
Or listening to some old Canibus shit
But don't hate me
I'm just an MC, who just wants to be like a black man
And find my roots
I'm charging up, but I ain't a plug
Cause I'm going until Eminem goes broke
Or until Rabbit changes his name to dick
Or finally admits he chocked
Sorry, for bringing all the smoke, folks
Being a cigarette is hard, I need to stop but I can't
Like ECW with the 2005 One Night Stand
I'm too extreme, Like big CP
And a tax plan
I make money, which is funny
I've never played 50 cent inside a taxi
I always wanted grammy
Know all I want is Avril Lavigne
And me to be recognized as the G.O.A.T
We didn't need friends, just each other
And more fire then a battle rap scene
I wrote that on a boat, cause my careers a float
And my heads above water
6 is a great number
But it's not as good as seven
Or 9 and 11
Me and Joshter were like twin towers
But only one of us blew
Cause I blossomed like a rich flower
And further away we grew
Cause right now I feel like the
[Verse 2]
Autumns my favorite
I love the change in the trees
Except for when the sun leaves
So savor it while I spit
Cause I've got more saliva than WrestleMania 18
Before I blow, I like to pray clean
I see more figures
Than Jigga
That's why I can slap your dog
If the bitch dares
To piss me off
Cause I tie everything together more than a snog
Now time for some tongues to get tied
I'm the best at this hibity-hop
All use are sibity-soft
Cause you live in a liberty-loft
So, come on cibity-cough
Now say your prayers
If you dare
I'm always aware
And looking down
I'll take you on a rollacoaster
These other rappers will take you on a square ride
Cause I rap circles round them
I'm no longer brown bread
So let me throw the toaster
Pound for pound, I make the most money
I spit more venom
Than Eminem
Will Kim and him
Ever get together again
If I'm ever out of lead
Then hand me a computer and a knife
Tom McDonald's career is a joke and I'm funny
I'm not good at waiting
So I'll go to Jim and become slim
Put a bullet proof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang)
Now I'm not crazy, I can end this Shady business
I know I have people hating
So I have to say what is this
I don't give a fuck what you said
I'd sooner be dead
Than be full up with dread
I can catch fish all day
And rap like Dre
You could say it's my net worth
And I'm hotter than west Perth
Cause right now I feel like the
[Verse 3]
I'm on a mission to be airy
More than a cowgirl
Who's just had sex for 69 minutes
And is in it to win it
Now let's not reverse this
I'm not a bitch
So why would I do it doggy style
Don't fuck with me fairies
Twinkle toes, I'm above 5 feet
And I'll make your toes curl
More than a virgin who's just had it's first kiss
And than ejaculated early
I'll take a bowel while Logic makes no movement
At his performance, it was shit
I went to Detroit and I wasn't scared watching 8 mile
Cause you don't know what happens their
Someone got shot and I have proof
People think they're hard cause they show no mercy
Well I'm hard cause Iv'e got bars and I've been to more schools than a student
But I didn't do it to learn or touch, I did it to hold steel
And deliver more shots than Will did in the fresh prince of Bell Air
Dog I'm the truth
So don't be snooping around me
Just because you're jealous I have a fortune so let's spin this wheel
I go pop more than a coke deal
When I'm on top of my competition and Gwen Stefani
But only when blacks not going in her and reds coming out but I am
Cause she get's me stiffer than a dead Nazi
Damn, Be proud of your DNA's and don't be jealous of the gene's I wear
I'm sweater than jam when your mum and I are on cam
And I slam your gran
If we compare our bank account, your's wouldn't even weigh a gram
Just me, I swear. Cunt, pussy witch
That's what I say when a bitch says I can't spell
I'll grate your head if you blow
And travel through snow
To sleep with someone's who's white
Also hike to fuck someone who's got beauty
Especially above their head cause then we can gel
I make music that makes you want to fight
With lines that I like "you're more fruity
Than a packet of skittles"
And I'm more complex than a Spanish maths riddle
Which is why the competition shops at Lidi
Motherfuckers talking crazy
Sayin I'm not as good as shady
Come and try and make me
Fuck you, eat fuckin dick
I'm feeling like the king
Especially on this album
CP's the one who made it
It's Chazer on the mic
[Verse 1]
Just call me a flower
Cause I rose from the grave
Alot of people are sour
Cause I have the power
To end your career
And can never be saved
But don't be jealous cause I'm all the rave
I could rap while walking miles with a smile
I know it's been a while
But I'll remain vile
But hey, I can't complain
Especially since I've got theses boots
And I killed the pain
I'm a drug
So think of me while you drink your coke
And weeding your plants
Because you can't punish them for being planned
Or listening to some old Canibus shit
But don't hate me
I'm just an MC, who just wants to be like a black man
And find my roots
I'm charging up, but I ain't a plug
Cause I'm going until Eminem goes broke
Or until Rabbit changes his name to dick
Or finally admits he chocked
Sorry, for bringing all the smoke, folks
Being a cigarette is hard, I need to stop but I can't
Like ECW with the 2005 One Night Stand
I'm too extreme, Like big CP
And a tax plan
I make money, which is funny
I've never played 50 cent inside a taxi
I always wanted grammy
Know all I want is Avril Lavigne
And me to be recognized as the G.O.A.T
We didn't need friends, just each other
And more fire then a battle rap scene
I wrote that on a boat, cause my careers a float
And my heads above water
6 is a great number
But it's not as good as seven
Or 9 and 11
Me and Joshter were like twin towers
But only one of us blew
Cause I blossomed like a rich flower
And further away we grew
Cause right now I feel like the
[Verse 2]
Autumns my favorite
I love the change in the trees
Except for when the sun leaves
So savor it while I spit
Cause I've got more saliva than WrestleMania 18
Before I blow, I like to pray clean
I see more figures
Than Jigga
That's why I can slap your dog
If the bitch dares
To piss me off
Cause I tie everything together more than a snog
Now time for some tongues to get tied
I'm the best at this hibity-hop
All use are sibity-soft
Cause you live in a liberty-loft
So, come on cibity-cough
Now say your prayers
If you dare
I'm always aware
And looking down
I'll take you on a rollacoaster
These other rappers will take you on a square ride
Cause I rap circles round them
I'm no longer brown bread
So let me throw the toaster
Pound for pound, I make the most money
I spit more venom
Than Eminem
Will Kim and him
Ever get together again
If I'm ever out of lead
Then hand me a computer and a knife
Tom McDonald's career is a joke and I'm funny
I'm not good at waiting
So I'll go to Jim and become slim
Put a bullet proof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang)
Now I'm not crazy, I can end this Shady business
I know I have people hating
So I have to say what is this
I don't give a fuck what you said
I'd sooner be dead
Than be full up with dread
I can catch fish all day
And rap like Dre
You could say it's my net worth
And I'm hotter than west Perth
Cause right now I feel like the
[Verse 3]
I'm on a mission to be airy
More than a cowgirl
Who's just had sex for 69 minutes
And is in it to win it
Now let's not reverse this
I'm not a bitch
So why would I do it doggy style
Don't fuck with me fairies
Twinkle toes, I'm above 5 feet
And I'll make your toes curl
More than a virgin who's just had it's first kiss
And than ejaculated early
I'll take a bowel while Logic makes no movement
At his performance, it was shit
I went to Detroit and I wasn't scared watching 8 mile
Cause you don't know what happens their
Someone got shot and I have proof
People think they're hard cause they show no mercy
Well I'm hard cause Iv'e got bars and I've been to more schools than a student
But I didn't do it to learn or touch, I did it to hold steel
And deliver more shots than Will did in the fresh prince of Bell Air
Dog I'm the truth
So don't be snooping around me
Just because you're jealous I have a fortune so let's spin this wheel
I go pop more than a coke deal
When I'm on top of my competition and Gwen Stefani
But only when blacks not going in her and reds coming out but I am
Cause she get's me stiffer than a dead Nazi
Damn, Be proud of your DNA's and don't be jealous of the gene's I wear
I'm sweater than jam when your mum and I are on cam
And I slam your gran
If we compare our bank account, your's wouldn't even weigh a gram
Just me, I swear. Cunt, pussy witch
That's what I say when a bitch says I can't spell
I'll grate your head if you blow
And travel through snow
To sleep with someone's who's white
Also hike to fuck someone who's got beauty
Especially above their head cause then we can gel
I make music that makes you want to fight
With lines that I like "you're more fruity
Than a packet of skittles"
And I'm more complex than a Spanish maths riddle
Which is why the competition shops at Lidi