Im Back/Remember Me? by Chazer Wazer Lyrics
Part 1: I'm Back
[Chorus]
Did you motherfucker miss me yet
Ya’ll probably thought I had nothing left
But I'm Chazer Wazer
And I ain't no amateur
Whoops, wrong song
I’m back from my trip to Hong Kong
Did you motherfucker miss me yet
Ya'll probably thought I had nothing left
But I'm Chazer Wazer
And I ain't no amateur
Whoops, wrong song
I'm back from my trip to Hong Kong
[Verse]
I've got more rhymes
Then Ted Bundy's committed crimes
And more rhythm than chimes
I had a giant mountain to climb
Before I even reached my prime
I went from dimes to fucking limes
Even when the world thought I was dead
They still were giving me head
Cause I'm hotter than Mercury
So I must apologise to Freddie
For being sweeter than the interest has cookies
I haven’t even reach 20
Bottles of Pepsi max cherry
Whilst thinking about being buried
So for now I think I’m sane
But being dragged in a frame
Has really caused me some pain
I felt like I had chains
But I'm back in this rap game
So celebrate by popping champagne
I don’t fuck with anyone who lack's fame
My talents are obviously varied
And the world kisses my feet
So add some m&m's to that, equals wheat
I'll beat the shit out of ya
And I’m not even shredded
Why would I, like being able to fit in my car
[Chorus]
Did you motherfucker miss me yet
Ya'll probably thought I had nothing left
But I'm Chazer Wazer
And I ain't no amateur
Whoops, wrong song
I'm back from my trip to Hong Kong
Did you motherfucker miss me yet
Ya'll probably thought I had nothing left
But I'm Chazer Wazer
And I ain't no amateur
Whoops, wrong song
I'm back from my trip to Hong Kong
Part 2: Remember Me?
[Verse 1: Joshter Jay]
I'm back! Remember me?
No matter how hard you try, you could never put an end to me
I'll go to a nursery and have the kids screaming "Don't put your bellend in me!"
Then I'll go to a toddler while she begs and screams
While she tries to resist so desperately
Then I'll grab that bitch and pop her cherry
Then I'll pick up Chazer Wazer in my black Jeep
We'll run some people over at a gay pride rally
I'll sneak into your house and play hide-and-seek
Then I'll steal your dog and make it fuck my fat niece
I've been famous since my first mixtape but now I wanna be bigger
If you ever have doubts about me I'll just give you the middle finger
You're a fake fucking gangsta, you've never pulled a trigger
You claim that you're a thug, but you could never be a killer
You've never had to struggle, but I've been through the wringer
Now I'm making money and I'll have more than Jigga
I'll kill your wife in her bedroom and I'll leave you dying with her
I'm about blossom, but you're about to wither
Lately I've been having thoughts that seem a little psycho
I might go and sneak into your house in the middle of the night, yo
Then I'll kill you and hang your body from a tightrope (Why?)
Because my mind's fucked, my 9's tucked, your time's up
It's time lunch, I mean it's lunch time
I wanna eat your dick, but instead I think I'll munch mine
I'll take seven-hundred kids from Columbine
Stand 'em all in line, add an AK-47, a revolver, a 9
A MAC-11, a Ruger, a shotgun, and a bazooka of mine
An Uzi, a sniper, and a Deagle seems fine
And that's a whole town of bullies shot up all at one time
'Cause I'm Jay Jay, they call me as cray cray
As the world was over this Ben 10 reboot thing
And by the way, I just wanna ask the mumble rappers and all that
You see, I just wanna ask you, why do y'all rap?
Am I the only one who realizes that y'all crap?
Well cap, I don't really have a problem with a genre called trap
But sometimes I need a little dose of boom bap
And look, who's that? Go over there and tell them who's back
I'm sure they'll remember us, 'cause it's Joshter Jay teaming up on a track with Chaz
[Chorus: Chazer Wazer]
Remember me? Adam and Eve the TV show
Remember me? Oh, it's been a wild ride
Remember me? I ain't no amateur
Remember me? I'm Chazer
[Verse 2: Chazer Wazer]
I had the world in my palm
I suppose I've lost that certain charm
That made me the number one rapper
But maybe I'm just not Chazer
Cause I can't remain calm
I've lost some of my fans
No matter if I write plans
I just can't keep up with Joshter Jay
All I can do is drop n pray
So to all them up and comers
Just remember I just watch them play
Cause I want to take them all on
To me there all just fuckers
And wannabe mumblers
And I'll keep goin' until Becky's blocks gone
Cause I've been knocked down
But I got up again
Now I'm more famous then Chumbawamba
I won't think too hard though cause fuck nostalgia
And fuck heaven
But I'll reclaim my thrown
I'm sorry to everybody I used as a stepping stone
Ha only joking
All you need to know is I'm back
I own this game and I'm gonna rip into it like a dog into a bone
Without even a groan
But my career has
You know what they say, I'm the flow king
I'm not here I'm just ghosting
I will get back there cause I rhyme wack
I still believe the same shit
Just like Iraq
Now I'll admit it, I got a critical hit
There's no way I'll quit
Sorry for causing so much commotion
But I'm glad to be here with the same emotion
How ever my career is just an implosion
[Chorus]
Did you motherfucker miss me yet
Ya’ll probably thought I had nothing left
But I'm Chazer Wazer
And I ain't no amateur
Whoops, wrong song
I’m back from my trip to Hong Kong
Did you motherfucker miss me yet
Ya'll probably thought I had nothing left
But I'm Chazer Wazer
And I ain't no amateur
Whoops, wrong song
I'm back from my trip to Hong Kong
[Verse]
I've got more rhymes
Then Ted Bundy's committed crimes
And more rhythm than chimes
I had a giant mountain to climb
Before I even reached my prime
I went from dimes to fucking limes
Even when the world thought I was dead
They still were giving me head
Cause I'm hotter than Mercury
So I must apologise to Freddie
For being sweeter than the interest has cookies
I haven’t even reach 20
Bottles of Pepsi max cherry
Whilst thinking about being buried
So for now I think I’m sane
But being dragged in a frame
Has really caused me some pain
I felt like I had chains
But I'm back in this rap game
So celebrate by popping champagne
I don’t fuck with anyone who lack's fame
My talents are obviously varied
And the world kisses my feet
So add some m&m's to that, equals wheat
I'll beat the shit out of ya
And I’m not even shredded
Why would I, like being able to fit in my car
[Chorus]
Did you motherfucker miss me yet
Ya'll probably thought I had nothing left
But I'm Chazer Wazer
And I ain't no amateur
Whoops, wrong song
I'm back from my trip to Hong Kong
Did you motherfucker miss me yet
Ya'll probably thought I had nothing left
But I'm Chazer Wazer
And I ain't no amateur
Whoops, wrong song
I'm back from my trip to Hong Kong
Part 2: Remember Me?
[Verse 1: Joshter Jay]
I'm back! Remember me?
No matter how hard you try, you could never put an end to me
I'll go to a nursery and have the kids screaming "Don't put your bellend in me!"
Then I'll go to a toddler while she begs and screams
While she tries to resist so desperately
Then I'll grab that bitch and pop her cherry
Then I'll pick up Chazer Wazer in my black Jeep
We'll run some people over at a gay pride rally
I'll sneak into your house and play hide-and-seek
Then I'll steal your dog and make it fuck my fat niece
I've been famous since my first mixtape but now I wanna be bigger
If you ever have doubts about me I'll just give you the middle finger
You're a fake fucking gangsta, you've never pulled a trigger
You claim that you're a thug, but you could never be a killer
You've never had to struggle, but I've been through the wringer
Now I'm making money and I'll have more than Jigga
I'll kill your wife in her bedroom and I'll leave you dying with her
I'm about blossom, but you're about to wither
Lately I've been having thoughts that seem a little psycho
I might go and sneak into your house in the middle of the night, yo
Then I'll kill you and hang your body from a tightrope (Why?)
Because my mind's fucked, my 9's tucked, your time's up
It's time lunch, I mean it's lunch time
I wanna eat your dick, but instead I think I'll munch mine
I'll take seven-hundred kids from Columbine
Stand 'em all in line, add an AK-47, a revolver, a 9
A MAC-11, a Ruger, a shotgun, and a bazooka of mine
An Uzi, a sniper, and a Deagle seems fine
And that's a whole town of bullies shot up all at one time
'Cause I'm Jay Jay, they call me as cray cray
As the world was over this Ben 10 reboot thing
And by the way, I just wanna ask the mumble rappers and all that
You see, I just wanna ask you, why do y'all rap?
Am I the only one who realizes that y'all crap?
Well cap, I don't really have a problem with a genre called trap
But sometimes I need a little dose of boom bap
And look, who's that? Go over there and tell them who's back
I'm sure they'll remember us, 'cause it's Joshter Jay teaming up on a track with Chaz
[Chorus: Chazer Wazer]
Remember me? Adam and Eve the TV show
Remember me? Oh, it's been a wild ride
Remember me? I ain't no amateur
Remember me? I'm Chazer
[Verse 2: Chazer Wazer]
I had the world in my palm
I suppose I've lost that certain charm
That made me the number one rapper
But maybe I'm just not Chazer
Cause I can't remain calm
I've lost some of my fans
No matter if I write plans
I just can't keep up with Joshter Jay
All I can do is drop n pray
So to all them up and comers
Just remember I just watch them play
Cause I want to take them all on
To me there all just fuckers
And wannabe mumblers
And I'll keep goin' until Becky's blocks gone
Cause I've been knocked down
But I got up again
Now I'm more famous then Chumbawamba
I won't think too hard though cause fuck nostalgia
And fuck heaven
But I'll reclaim my thrown
I'm sorry to everybody I used as a stepping stone
Ha only joking
All you need to know is I'm back
I own this game and I'm gonna rip into it like a dog into a bone
Without even a groan
But my career has
You know what they say, I'm the flow king
I'm not here I'm just ghosting
I will get back there cause I rhyme wack
I still believe the same shit
Just like Iraq
Now I'll admit it, I got a critical hit
There's no way I'll quit
Sorry for causing so much commotion
But I'm glad to be here with the same emotion
How ever my career is just an implosion