Fuck Rap by Chazer Wazer Lyrics
[Chorus: Chazer Wazer]
Fuck rap, bustin' like an addict with a semi-automatic
Who don't know how to aim, ready for anybody to buck back
Hold up, catch a vibe, ain't no way in hell we leavin' anybody alive
Leave a suicide note, fuck that
Chazer feelin' villainous, he killin' this
I'm comin' for your man and his lady and even the baby
I'm feelin' like I'm chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady with rabies
[Verse 1: Chazer Wazer]
I maybe the rapper with the most gravy
I'm getting tired of those who say the same thing
That's shits just lazy, I'm been rapping since the TV was grainy
I don't wanna destroy the game but y'all made me
Chazer is clearly the greatest rapper in the game
Y'all hate this cause I have a shotty with a killer aim
I've made shit and I want cash for being madder so you finna pay
Chazer tha great is sending no hate to those who mumble
I know y'all careers will fumble, forcing you to be humble
Like a bundle of joy, you won't last forever
If you want to beef with me I'll sever half your leaver
Hit the other half with a fast car door
I'm a head of the game so much rappers think I've got a vendetta
Nah, ain't like that, "what ya being harsh for" Nah, I said it ain't like that
I'm not here to slack, I'm here to rap and make a fine stack
All I need in life is my crack and a high hat
I'm fat, I sigh at nine bats and scream die, Jack
Son, I'm bringing the heat and you stink on the mic like dry craps
You cack your pants at the thought of me, so you leak my songs
So I ask why hack?
[Chorus: Chazer Wazer]
Fuck rap, bustin' like an addict with a semi-automatic
Who don't know how to aim, ready for anybody to buck back
Hold up, catch a vibe, ain't no way in hell we leavin' nobody alive
Leave a suicide note, fuck that
Chazer feelin' villainous, he killin' this
I'm comin' for your man and his lady and even the baby
I'm feelin' like I'm chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady with rabies
[Verse 2: Chazer Wazer]
It's now verse 2, the one that'll hurt you
Get all the rappers you want cause I'm worth two
I'll do your wife like a verb (oooh)
Tie her to a bed and touch her curves (woo)
This flow so wavy, I could surf you
[Break: Joshter Jay & Chazer Wazer]
Chazer, wagwan fam
Oh great to see ya, I'm just doing my verse at the moment
Oh oopsies, I'll just sit over here and do my part when you're done
Ight, cool
[Verse 3: Chazer Wazer]
If you don't pay me then I'll re-birth you
Just like Slim Shady, I'll curse you
I call Kim K crazy and pull of her fake tits
But then I'll nurse you and I know y'all hate it
I'll put you in a hearse bitch cause I'm the greatest
I must have constipation cause I can't make shit
I'm so good you catch my bars belated
Ho, I'm the worlds talking point so debate bitch
[Chorus: Chazer Wazer]
Fuck rap, bustin' like an addict with a semi-automatic
Who done had it, and he ready for anybody to buck back
Hold up, catch a vibe, ain't no way in hell we leavin' nobody alive
Leave a suicide note, fuck that
Chazer feelin' villainous, he killin' this
I'm comin' for your man and his lady and even the baby
I'm feelin' like I'm chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady with rabies
[Verse 4: Joshter Jay]
Hitta, hitta, hitta, hitta, hitta like Dwayne C
Hit a blunt, I'm here to stunt like I'm skating
We're some punks, but you silly cunts couldn't hate me
I'm finna bust, I've been fucking her lately
(What? Fucking who?)
This bitch called life
She tried to fuck me first but then I hit all night
Then we switched, slit her wrist, ate her discharge twice
Drank her piss, gave her fist and now this shit's alright
Wait, lemme relax a second
I'll kill 'em all with lead but I still lack a weapon
You haters wishing I was dead just added fuel to the flame
The crown's still upon my head while I'm schooling the game
Damn, y'all fools are lame
Take a look inside my brain and you'll see I've gone insane
I'll shit in your mom's pillowcase just to blame you and have her feeling all ashamed
Wati, hold up I said, pillowcase like where you rest your head
But not like a headrest so you know what I meant
But I put my opponents to rest, and then I get head
I'm heading down town, I'll show 'em who's best
Once I chow down, I'll blow them in my bed
But don't frown now, I know I'm in the red
I'll kill you clowns now, and-
(Chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka)
Now I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve got this in the bag
So sit down, relax, drink a beer, smoke a fag
I disappeared, now I’m back, it’s pretty clear that’s a fact
Now I’m here, I’m on the track, kinda weird, kinda clapped
Kinda ugly kinda strange, with some money and some fame
Please just hug me on a train or just fuck me on a plane
Yo, I'm a fucking terrorist, I blow shit up for the hell of it
I never fist, but I'll put my foot inside a pregnant bitch
I'm selling dick, I'd even fuck a guy if I was payed enough
Looking back on the time, it's been a crazy month
Took a break from making tracks 'cause I'm a lazy cunt
Now I'm here, I'm taking back the game and I'll make it blunt, like
Hi, the names Josh, but I'm sure that you already knew that
I could sit here all rapping 'bout how I made a few stacks
Make a hit song and disappear after a few tracks
But I'm not like these other rappers so, hmm, no, screw that!
Joshter Jay is back, it’s a trap and hey, yes, he’s brought the action
Ripping like he’s Jack, and it slaps but wait, I thought his name was Jackson
Launching an attack? Won't happen
Got a mac? Make sure you don’t get fat, son
Or it’ll fade to black, no cap, it’s a wrap
Jackson on the track with the rap bringing in a rack with Chazer
And he has a platinum plaque, he’s a star, he's gonna snap, he’s the best in the world
Sticking out his chest for the girls, you can test, he doesn't rest
From the west to the east
In the north he's the best, in the south he's a beast
Never suffered a defeat, I'll shove my cock in my mouth
I'll fuck you in my sleep, I'll break into your house
I'll bring you back to my crib, no fib, no lies, no joke
Don't choke unless you're choking on my nuts
Have you stuck in a rut, catch a-
Man, stop
Fuck rap, bustin' like an addict with a semi-automatic
Who don't know how to aim, ready for anybody to buck back
Hold up, catch a vibe, ain't no way in hell we leavin' anybody alive
Leave a suicide note, fuck that
Chazer feelin' villainous, he killin' this
I'm comin' for your man and his lady and even the baby
I'm feelin' like I'm chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady with rabies
[Verse 1: Chazer Wazer]
I maybe the rapper with the most gravy
I'm getting tired of those who say the same thing
That's shits just lazy, I'm been rapping since the TV was grainy
I don't wanna destroy the game but y'all made me
Chazer is clearly the greatest rapper in the game
Y'all hate this cause I have a shotty with a killer aim
I've made shit and I want cash for being madder so you finna pay
Chazer tha great is sending no hate to those who mumble
I know y'all careers will fumble, forcing you to be humble
Like a bundle of joy, you won't last forever
If you want to beef with me I'll sever half your leaver
Hit the other half with a fast car door
I'm a head of the game so much rappers think I've got a vendetta
Nah, ain't like that, "what ya being harsh for" Nah, I said it ain't like that
I'm not here to slack, I'm here to rap and make a fine stack
All I need in life is my crack and a high hat
I'm fat, I sigh at nine bats and scream die, Jack
Son, I'm bringing the heat and you stink on the mic like dry craps
You cack your pants at the thought of me, so you leak my songs
So I ask why hack?
[Chorus: Chazer Wazer]
Fuck rap, bustin' like an addict with a semi-automatic
Who don't know how to aim, ready for anybody to buck back
Hold up, catch a vibe, ain't no way in hell we leavin' nobody alive
Leave a suicide note, fuck that
Chazer feelin' villainous, he killin' this
I'm comin' for your man and his lady and even the baby
I'm feelin' like I'm chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady with rabies
[Verse 2: Chazer Wazer]
It's now verse 2, the one that'll hurt you
Get all the rappers you want cause I'm worth two
I'll do your wife like a verb (oooh)
Tie her to a bed and touch her curves (woo)
This flow so wavy, I could surf you
[Break: Joshter Jay & Chazer Wazer]
Chazer, wagwan fam
Oh great to see ya, I'm just doing my verse at the moment
Oh oopsies, I'll just sit over here and do my part when you're done
Ight, cool
[Verse 3: Chazer Wazer]
If you don't pay me then I'll re-birth you
Just like Slim Shady, I'll curse you
I call Kim K crazy and pull of her fake tits
But then I'll nurse you and I know y'all hate it
I'll put you in a hearse bitch cause I'm the greatest
I must have constipation cause I can't make shit
I'm so good you catch my bars belated
Ho, I'm the worlds talking point so debate bitch
[Chorus: Chazer Wazer]
Fuck rap, bustin' like an addict with a semi-automatic
Who done had it, and he ready for anybody to buck back
Hold up, catch a vibe, ain't no way in hell we leavin' nobody alive
Leave a suicide note, fuck that
Chazer feelin' villainous, he killin' this
I'm comin' for your man and his lady and even the baby
I'm feelin' like I'm chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady with rabies
[Verse 4: Joshter Jay]
Hitta, hitta, hitta, hitta, hitta like Dwayne C
Hit a blunt, I'm here to stunt like I'm skating
We're some punks, but you silly cunts couldn't hate me
I'm finna bust, I've been fucking her lately
(What? Fucking who?)
This bitch called life
She tried to fuck me first but then I hit all night
Then we switched, slit her wrist, ate her discharge twice
Drank her piss, gave her fist and now this shit's alright
Wait, lemme relax a second
I'll kill 'em all with lead but I still lack a weapon
You haters wishing I was dead just added fuel to the flame
The crown's still upon my head while I'm schooling the game
Damn, y'all fools are lame
Take a look inside my brain and you'll see I've gone insane
I'll shit in your mom's pillowcase just to blame you and have her feeling all ashamed
Wati, hold up I said, pillowcase like where you rest your head
But not like a headrest so you know what I meant
But I put my opponents to rest, and then I get head
I'm heading down town, I'll show 'em who's best
Once I chow down, I'll blow them in my bed
But don't frown now, I know I'm in the red
I'll kill you clowns now, and-
(Chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka)
Now I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve got this in the bag
So sit down, relax, drink a beer, smoke a fag
I disappeared, now I’m back, it’s pretty clear that’s a fact
Now I’m here, I’m on the track, kinda weird, kinda clapped
Kinda ugly kinda strange, with some money and some fame
Please just hug me on a train or just fuck me on a plane
Yo, I'm a fucking terrorist, I blow shit up for the hell of it
I never fist, but I'll put my foot inside a pregnant bitch
I'm selling dick, I'd even fuck a guy if I was payed enough
Looking back on the time, it's been a crazy month
Took a break from making tracks 'cause I'm a lazy cunt
Now I'm here, I'm taking back the game and I'll make it blunt, like
Hi, the names Josh, but I'm sure that you already knew that
I could sit here all rapping 'bout how I made a few stacks
Make a hit song and disappear after a few tracks
But I'm not like these other rappers so, hmm, no, screw that!
Joshter Jay is back, it’s a trap and hey, yes, he’s brought the action
Ripping like he’s Jack, and it slaps but wait, I thought his name was Jackson
Launching an attack? Won't happen
Got a mac? Make sure you don’t get fat, son
Or it’ll fade to black, no cap, it’s a wrap
Jackson on the track with the rap bringing in a rack with Chazer
And he has a platinum plaque, he’s a star, he's gonna snap, he’s the best in the world
Sticking out his chest for the girls, you can test, he doesn't rest
From the west to the east
In the north he's the best, in the south he's a beast
Never suffered a defeat, I'll shove my cock in my mouth
I'll fuck you in my sleep, I'll break into your house
I'll bring you back to my crib, no fib, no lies, no joke
Don't choke unless you're choking on my nuts
Have you stuck in a rut, catch a-
Man, stop