Dickhead Skit by Chazer Wazer Lyrics

[Machine]
Hello, we are not available right now. Please leave your name and phone number after the beep. We will return your call.

[Joshter]
Wagwan, it's me. Umm, look, so I know I'm late, but I've just listened to the Chazer Wazer EP and I've gotta say, y'know this whole Chazer Wazer thing--

[Chazer]
Hello?

[Joshter]
Oh wow, you actually picked up

[Chazer]
Look, you've gotta stop phoning me and telling me that you don't like my music every time I drop.

[Joshter]
Oh soz.

[Chazer]
It's alright, you know, I was thinking, we should do an album together.
[Joshter]
That's the most stupid shit I've еver heard. You fucking silly Billy. How could you evеn suggest that?--

[Chazer]
Alright, I'm sorry. Why did you phone me?

[Joshter]
Well, I don't know how to put it, so I'll just have to say it.

[Chazer]
What?

[Joshter]
Well, I fucked your bitch.

[Chazer]
But I don't have a bitch.

[Joshter]
Oh yeah, ha, you fucking virgin. Have a good life dickhead.