Dan by Chazer Wazer Lyrics
[Intro]
Awww, look at Chazer's little boy
That's Chazer's baby, little sonny boy
Yesterday I changed your diaper
Wiped you and powered you
How did you get so big?
Can't believe it, now you're 15
Joshter, you're so precious
Chazer's so proud of you
Sit down bitch! you move again
I'll rape the shit out of you
[Verse 1]
Why did you turn down my love
Why, is it because I shove
But don't worry I can make it work
Please don't say
I don't want to date this jerk
Please stay
I said stay!
Why do you accept Joshter Jay
He doesn't like you
But I do
I love you
After all we've gone through
Now get the fuck out my house
What do you mean this isn't my house
Remember when we first met
And I was watching girls sweat
You gave me a cursed threat
But don't worry you remained in my dreams
I love the sounds of your screams
The picture of you in jeans has been used too much
Go on touch it, it's cool to touch
Brush your hair
I like it like that
Don't ever stop being fat
You have so much flair
Wait what am I doing, I hate you, you cunt
Sorry was that too blunt?
Now give me a kiss
You're sexier then a Swiss
You have very sexy lips
Bit of a shame I'm gonna cut them off
Now cough in my face
You fucking disgrace
[Chorus]
So long
Bitch you did me so wrong
I don't want to go on
Living in this world with out you
So long
Bitch you did me so wrong
I don't want to go on
Living in this world with out you
[Verse 2]
What do you mean that's not my baby
Don't try and tell me my life's shady
Aw, why do you look quite shaky
Let me tell you a story, I said listen to a fucking story
No I won't say sorry
Why should I apologize
Anyway it was a rainy day
And I called my mum a hoe with a dirty clay
I sent her off to be slayed
See that was my first experience
Because that's the real difference
God I love it when it gets real intense
Now lick your lips or otherwise
No I'm not gonna apologize
Who the fucks this guy
On the the side of me
He looks like he wants to pimp a butterfly
I'm not going to Block B
You know what, I'm gonna jump him
And to get away from me you must swim
What's it like in Philadelphia
What! it's filmed in California
Well we're going to a different area
Why did you fall in love with someone else
All you do is care about yourself
Do you love her
Can I use your thumb sir
I remember when you were a painter
[Chorus]
So long
Bitch you did me so wrong
I don't want to go on
Living in this world with out you
So long
Bitch you did me so wrong
I don't want to go on
Living in this world with out you
[Verse 3]
Come on we're gettin out
Don't worry I'm not in doubt
Don't look at me
You're the fucking enemy
Let me tell you about your baby
It's got it's little throat slit
And it's covered in shit (Hahahaha)
This is going on in your living room
Now prepared to be groomed
If only if it died in the womb
But don't worry not everything's doom and gloom
And Charlie's dead
With no note
And covered in blood, especially he's head
I want to see you low
And you blow
Ah fuck, you can't run from me Dan
You can think you can
But you can't
Soz for that little rant
But I'm gonna kill ya
I'm just a natural born killa
With the grace of Ric Flair
Ha, got you
And no one knew
Now shut the fuck up
And piss in this cup
And get whats coming to you, bitch
Now lets turn the switch
I don't wanna hear your shit
Go on scream
No one can hear you
The only way you'll survive is in your dreams
Avoid the rear view
You fucking jew
Go on scream, I'll scram with you
Ah somebody help
See this belt
It's going round your neck
And I want you to have fun in heck
Cause your life is about to end
I'm not even going to defend
Now time to die
At the end of the day, your just an old guy
You were suppose to love me!
Now bleed, bitch, bleed! Bleed, bitch, bleed! Bitch!
[Chorus]
So long
Bitch you did me so wrong
I don't want to go on
Living in this world with out you
So long
Bitch you did me so wrong
I don't want to go on
Living in this world with out you
Awww, look at Chazer's little boy
That's Chazer's baby, little sonny boy
Yesterday I changed your diaper
Wiped you and powered you
How did you get so big?
Can't believe it, now you're 15
Joshter, you're so precious
Chazer's so proud of you
Sit down bitch! you move again
I'll rape the shit out of you
[Verse 1]
Why did you turn down my love
Why, is it because I shove
But don't worry I can make it work
Please don't say
I don't want to date this jerk
Please stay
I said stay!
Why do you accept Joshter Jay
He doesn't like you
But I do
I love you
After all we've gone through
Now get the fuck out my house
What do you mean this isn't my house
Remember when we first met
And I was watching girls sweat
You gave me a cursed threat
But don't worry you remained in my dreams
I love the sounds of your screams
The picture of you in jeans has been used too much
Go on touch it, it's cool to touch
Brush your hair
I like it like that
Don't ever stop being fat
You have so much flair
Wait what am I doing, I hate you, you cunt
Sorry was that too blunt?
Now give me a kiss
You're sexier then a Swiss
You have very sexy lips
Bit of a shame I'm gonna cut them off
Now cough in my face
You fucking disgrace
[Chorus]
So long
Bitch you did me so wrong
I don't want to go on
Living in this world with out you
So long
Bitch you did me so wrong
I don't want to go on
Living in this world with out you
[Verse 2]
What do you mean that's not my baby
Don't try and tell me my life's shady
Aw, why do you look quite shaky
Let me tell you a story, I said listen to a fucking story
No I won't say sorry
Why should I apologize
Anyway it was a rainy day
And I called my mum a hoe with a dirty clay
I sent her off to be slayed
See that was my first experience
Because that's the real difference
God I love it when it gets real intense
Now lick your lips or otherwise
No I'm not gonna apologize
Who the fucks this guy
On the the side of me
He looks like he wants to pimp a butterfly
I'm not going to Block B
You know what, I'm gonna jump him
And to get away from me you must swim
What's it like in Philadelphia
What! it's filmed in California
Well we're going to a different area
Why did you fall in love with someone else
All you do is care about yourself
Do you love her
Can I use your thumb sir
I remember when you were a painter
[Chorus]
So long
Bitch you did me so wrong
I don't want to go on
Living in this world with out you
So long
Bitch you did me so wrong
I don't want to go on
Living in this world with out you
[Verse 3]
Come on we're gettin out
Don't worry I'm not in doubt
Don't look at me
You're the fucking enemy
Let me tell you about your baby
It's got it's little throat slit
And it's covered in shit (Hahahaha)
This is going on in your living room
Now prepared to be groomed
If only if it died in the womb
But don't worry not everything's doom and gloom
And Charlie's dead
With no note
And covered in blood, especially he's head
I want to see you low
And you blow
Ah fuck, you can't run from me Dan
You can think you can
But you can't
Soz for that little rant
But I'm gonna kill ya
I'm just a natural born killa
With the grace of Ric Flair
Ha, got you
And no one knew
Now shut the fuck up
And piss in this cup
And get whats coming to you, bitch
Now lets turn the switch
I don't wanna hear your shit
Go on scream
No one can hear you
The only way you'll survive is in your dreams
Avoid the rear view
You fucking jew
Go on scream, I'll scram with you
Ah somebody help
See this belt
It's going round your neck
And I want you to have fun in heck
Cause your life is about to end
I'm not even going to defend
Now time to die
At the end of the day, your just an old guy
You were suppose to love me!
Now bleed, bitch, bleed! Bleed, bitch, bleed! Bitch!
[Chorus]
So long
Bitch you did me so wrong
I don't want to go on
Living in this world with out you
So long
Bitch you did me so wrong
I don't want to go on
Living in this world with out you