Childhood by Chazer Wazer Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Yeah bitches, you already know the day of my birth
For what it's worth, my rhymes work
I remember the first time I said to a teacher, "I'm hurt"
I had more water coming out my eyes than nine earths
I skinned my knee, I could've sworn, but why curse?
Never as a child would I believe I'd spit a fine verse
I would've been bullied but some chavs thought I was funny
But now I just ironically say "lovely"
Fell in love with my first acting teacher, wanted her to fuck me
Thought she loved me back 'cause she called me "Honey"
I was a fucking retard and still am
My dad once got mad at me 'cause I didn't like grilled ham
That's sounds like a joke but everything in this song is true
My wet dreams are to have models and live with two
Fuck me, if you've got tits I wanna fucking be in you
If you insult "The Past is the Past" I'll fucking diss you
But this songs called "Childhood, right?
Let me tell you about a birthday of mine when I was five
My mum introduced me to her girlfriend
That's right, she turned lesbian for a bit
She had many boyfriends because she was a whore, uh, bitch
Now I'm trying to take this a tad bit more serious on some Georgie shit
Got told from birth that I'd get stabbed if I wore a snitch
I just wanna give a shout out in this rap to this kid who was in my year 2 class
He was black, charismatic and got hit by a car
Shout out to Josh, he's a wheelchair for life
I hope you find yourself some whore wife (Not a diss)
[Chorus]
This is my childhood (Born awkward)
This is my childhood (Born to rap)
This is my childhood (Born to act)
This is my childhood (Born to be me)
This is my childhood (Born awkward)
This is my childhood (Born to rap)
This is my childhood (Born to act)
This is my childhood (Born to be me)
[Verse 2]
Back at it again to spit some bars 'bout my past
Tall fat twat with ginger hair is how I'm cast
Another birthday story, my 15 year old dog died
Have you got your tissues? I've sure got mine
Fuck crying though, mines for catching my cum
Soz, this was too serious so had to add summin' dumb
When I was one my dad decided to stop seeing me
Good, fuck that asswhole, wish you'd continue not seeing me
Oh fuck, shit just got real, better say something whacky
Got told off in school for saying the school dinners were crappy
Also said a teacher was fat, ironic, her name was Smalls
It was no biggie though, got grounded, I balled
I was a baby, I crawled, I'm a teenager now, tried to pull
Grew up on metal but transitioned to rap
After hearing "My Name Is" have you heard of it?
When I was in year 1 I once sexually assaulted a girl
I touched her ass without asking, I'm going to hell
I saw someone in our class do it, so I thought it was okay
I felt bad about it the whole day
The teacher asked if I did that, I must have been Jose
'Cause I said no way, this took place in '08
So I think I'm safe getting away with that reference
[Chorus]
This is my childhood (Born awkward)
This is my childhood (Born to rap)
This is my childhood (Born to act)
This is my childhood (Born to be me)
This is my childhood (Born awkward)
This is my childhood (Born to rap)
This is my childhood (Born to act)
This is my childhood (Born to be me)
Yeah bitches, you already know the day of my birth
For what it's worth, my rhymes work
I remember the first time I said to a teacher, "I'm hurt"
I had more water coming out my eyes than nine earths
I skinned my knee, I could've sworn, but why curse?
Never as a child would I believe I'd spit a fine verse
I would've been bullied but some chavs thought I was funny
But now I just ironically say "lovely"
Fell in love with my first acting teacher, wanted her to fuck me
Thought she loved me back 'cause she called me "Honey"
I was a fucking retard and still am
My dad once got mad at me 'cause I didn't like grilled ham
That's sounds like a joke but everything in this song is true
My wet dreams are to have models and live with two
Fuck me, if you've got tits I wanna fucking be in you
If you insult "The Past is the Past" I'll fucking diss you
But this songs called "Childhood, right?
Let me tell you about a birthday of mine when I was five
My mum introduced me to her girlfriend
That's right, she turned lesbian for a bit
She had many boyfriends because she was a whore, uh, bitch
Now I'm trying to take this a tad bit more serious on some Georgie shit
Got told from birth that I'd get stabbed if I wore a snitch
I just wanna give a shout out in this rap to this kid who was in my year 2 class
He was black, charismatic and got hit by a car
Shout out to Josh, he's a wheelchair for life
I hope you find yourself some whore wife (Not a diss)
[Chorus]
This is my childhood (Born awkward)
This is my childhood (Born to rap)
This is my childhood (Born to act)
This is my childhood (Born to be me)
This is my childhood (Born awkward)
This is my childhood (Born to rap)
This is my childhood (Born to act)
This is my childhood (Born to be me)
[Verse 2]
Back at it again to spit some bars 'bout my past
Tall fat twat with ginger hair is how I'm cast
Another birthday story, my 15 year old dog died
Have you got your tissues? I've sure got mine
Fuck crying though, mines for catching my cum
Soz, this was too serious so had to add summin' dumb
When I was one my dad decided to stop seeing me
Good, fuck that asswhole, wish you'd continue not seeing me
Oh fuck, shit just got real, better say something whacky
Got told off in school for saying the school dinners were crappy
Also said a teacher was fat, ironic, her name was Smalls
It was no biggie though, got grounded, I balled
I was a baby, I crawled, I'm a teenager now, tried to pull
Grew up on metal but transitioned to rap
After hearing "My Name Is" have you heard of it?
When I was in year 1 I once sexually assaulted a girl
I touched her ass without asking, I'm going to hell
I saw someone in our class do it, so I thought it was okay
I felt bad about it the whole day
The teacher asked if I did that, I must have been Jose
'Cause I said no way, this took place in '08
So I think I'm safe getting away with that reference
[Chorus]
This is my childhood (Born awkward)
This is my childhood (Born to rap)
This is my childhood (Born to act)
This is my childhood (Born to be me)
This is my childhood (Born awkward)
This is my childhood (Born to rap)
This is my childhood (Born to act)
This is my childhood (Born to be me)