Chazer Brazzer by Chazer Wazer Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I'm Chazer Wazer
And I have a major laser
I'm like a banana in a salad
And I'm a big fan of head
Especially when she's dark haired
If you like buttering the biscuit
Then come round mine for a visit
If your old then I can complete your jigsaw puzzle
But don't worry I won't burst your bubble
Now can I have a cuddle
And can we do the shuffle
Because I don't wanna do the 5 knuckle shuffle
Do you want me to cream your twinkie
I'll simply say I'm on about my dinkie
Yes your a bit tipsy
Whoa your nippy
Cause I've been experiencing this
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
If you like to do the devil's dance
Then let's go to France
Have a little look at my Lance
If your good at not being tranced
Don't worry I'll hit your money in the bank
And let me crank that soulja boi
But I'll give you a spank
If you've been naughty
Your'll never need a toy
With me
Even if it's called Scotty
Because I can bring the heat
I like it when there pussy's are hairy
And let me taste your cherry
Can I invite Tom and Jerry
Skylar hit it
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Doing the dirty deed
Man I love it when she pleads
Like a bird she feeds out my hand
I suppose I should share when I bread
Some people call it doing the nasty
Well not when I do it
But I love it when they get chesty
Now come on, I know where you can sit
I'll never leave the women crying
After doing the wild thing
You know what's crazy
I can't stop driving miss Daisy
I can never enter the castle
Cause the ones I enter are young
But over 16, but I'm referring to when we wrestle
By the way I have a long tongue
Come here I'll feed your kitty
My words that's pretty
I'll fill you like an application
And I superpose I have a fascination
I'll never run out of petrol
And I never need to fill up the tank
That's why Iv'e moved up a level
And moved to Frank
I'm fishing for kippers
And I suppose I'm a sinner
I suppose when It comes to entering
Back doors I'm a winner
Ha, no need for measuring
And I'm a master of mastering
Women chasing me
I'm Chazer Wazer
And I have a major laser
I'm like a banana in a salad
And I'm a big fan of head
Especially when she's dark haired
If you like buttering the biscuit
Then come round mine for a visit
If your old then I can complete your jigsaw puzzle
But don't worry I won't burst your bubble
Now can I have a cuddle
And can we do the shuffle
Because I don't wanna do the 5 knuckle shuffle
Do you want me to cream your twinkie
I'll simply say I'm on about my dinkie
Yes your a bit tipsy
Whoa your nippy
Cause I've been experiencing this
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
If you like to do the devil's dance
Then let's go to France
Have a little look at my Lance
If your good at not being tranced
Don't worry I'll hit your money in the bank
And let me crank that soulja boi
But I'll give you a spank
If you've been naughty
Your'll never need a toy
With me
Even if it's called Scotty
Because I can bring the heat
I like it when there pussy's are hairy
And let me taste your cherry
Can I invite Tom and Jerry
Skylar hit it
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Doing the dirty deed
Man I love it when she pleads
Like a bird she feeds out my hand
I suppose I should share when I bread
Some people call it doing the nasty
Well not when I do it
But I love it when they get chesty
Now come on, I know where you can sit
I'll never leave the women crying
After doing the wild thing
You know what's crazy
I can't stop driving miss Daisy
I can never enter the castle
Cause the ones I enter are young
But over 16, but I'm referring to when we wrestle
By the way I have a long tongue
Come here I'll feed your kitty
My words that's pretty
I'll fill you like an application
And I superpose I have a fascination
I'll never run out of petrol
And I never need to fill up the tank
That's why Iv'e moved up a level
And moved to Frank
I'm fishing for kippers
And I suppose I'm a sinner
I suppose when It comes to entering
Back doors I'm a winner
Ha, no need for measuring
And I'm a master of mastering
Women chasing me