There Goes the Neighborhood by Charles Babis Lyrics
Guess who just moved in
There goes the neighborhood
I'm shootin' up ya' block full sprint
Full clips of bullets and
I won't stop 'till the trigger falls off from pullin' it
Not even if the police put out an all points bulletin
Officer if you come
Bring me some tall boys would ya' bitch
I'ma be here all day pig
At least to it's twelve
Cause what the fuck you think
This neighborhood is just gonna' shoot itself
You think the neighborhood's gonna' sprout legs
And start wavin' a mac
No ya' stupid bitch
That's my job to be sprayin' the gat
Now shut the fuck up hoe and lay in the van
And if you don't stay in the back
I'll chop off ya' legs and ya' hands
And once they fall off
I'll be takin ya' hands
Thеn I'ma put 'em both in a place in my pants
But wherе
Here's a hint
It's adjacent my crack
And I'll keep it there during work while I'm makin' my cash
I'll get home and jack off with 'em
Stick the thangs in my ass
Then I'll pull 'em on out and lick the stains as I laugh
One
Two
I'ma kill you
Three
Four
I'm at ya' door
Five
Six
I'm in
Seven
Eight
Ya' better pray
Nine
Ten
I'm near ya' bed
Eleven twelve is what time tells
Thirteen
Fourteen
Door squeaks
Floor creaks
Fifteen and a sixteen
It's me did ya' miss me
I shot 'em both in the dome and hopped out the window
Police was outside
They spotted out the trench coat
So I sprinted through the back and locked the locks on the doors
I ran upstairs and shot the cops on the porch
This fuckin' baby won't stop screamin
What is the move
I went to pick it up and fuck it just puked
And it must've just pooped cause the aroma is just foul
So I snuck next door and brought it over in a towel
I knocked on the neighbors and waited for an answer yo
This old woman opened up and it smelled like some casserole
I said
I have a question for you and I know this sounds crazy
But can I use your restroom while you hold my baby
She said
That's no problem sweetie
So I went and popped all her cabinets
I left all the pill bottles
But robbed all her tablets
I came out
Picked up the baby from under each arm
Then I whipped out the toolie and stole her fuckin' link card
Take whatever you want
Just please
Please don't kill me
Please
I have so much to live for
Who's gonna take care of my cat
Wait
You have a cat
What's your cats name
It's whiskers
There goes the neighborhood
I'm shootin' up ya' block full sprint
Full clips of bullets and
I won't stop 'till the trigger falls off from pullin' it
Not even if the police put out an all points bulletin
Officer if you come
Bring me some tall boys would ya' bitch
I'ma be here all day pig
At least to it's twelve
Cause what the fuck you think
This neighborhood is just gonna' shoot itself
You think the neighborhood's gonna' sprout legs
And start wavin' a mac
No ya' stupid bitch
That's my job to be sprayin' the gat
Now shut the fuck up hoe and lay in the van
And if you don't stay in the back
I'll chop off ya' legs and ya' hands
And once they fall off
I'll be takin ya' hands
Thеn I'ma put 'em both in a place in my pants
But wherе
Here's a hint
It's adjacent my crack
And I'll keep it there during work while I'm makin' my cash
I'll get home and jack off with 'em
Stick the thangs in my ass
Then I'll pull 'em on out and lick the stains as I laugh
One
Two
I'ma kill you
Three
Four
I'm at ya' door
Five
Six
I'm in
Seven
Eight
Ya' better pray
Nine
Ten
I'm near ya' bed
Eleven twelve is what time tells
Thirteen
Fourteen
Door squeaks
Floor creaks
Fifteen and a sixteen
It's me did ya' miss me
I shot 'em both in the dome and hopped out the window
Police was outside
They spotted out the trench coat
So I sprinted through the back and locked the locks on the doors
I ran upstairs and shot the cops on the porch
This fuckin' baby won't stop screamin
What is the move
I went to pick it up and fuck it just puked
And it must've just pooped cause the aroma is just foul
So I snuck next door and brought it over in a towel
I knocked on the neighbors and waited for an answer yo
This old woman opened up and it smelled like some casserole
I said
I have a question for you and I know this sounds crazy
But can I use your restroom while you hold my baby
She said
That's no problem sweetie
So I went and popped all her cabinets
I left all the pill bottles
But robbed all her tablets
I came out
Picked up the baby from under each arm
Then I whipped out the toolie and stole her fuckin' link card
Take whatever you want
Just please
Please don't kill me
Please
I have so much to live for
Who's gonna take care of my cat
Wait
You have a cat
What's your cats name
It's whiskers