Song for Stag by Change Your Hair, Change Your Life Lyrics

Promised I'd write a song for Stag
You're good at lots I'm good at that
Faithful to the point of parody
Sponsored gushing I'm so obscene

Why can't I stop with this played out joke
Golden quality next time I'll choke

Called you up every other day
Just to make sure we both stayed the same
You're full of sadness and I'm full of fear
Writing songs about a fucking beer

Why can't I stop with this played out joke
Golden quality next time I'll choke

Laugh at me
Baby please
Pass that goddamn can