The Mighty Midshipman by Centro-Matic Lyrics

Reminding himself and fighting off the beasts
The easterly sun remains head strong
Held within some castle fighting off the years
Conventional hassles they are all gone

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He's constantly caught and he's constantly traumatized
He's the mighty midshipman
He's totally motorized and he's constantly caught

Oooh oooh

So he empties out his papers counting all the coins
Telling himself to strap upon his head

Chorus