The Worst Pirate Sing by Ceann Lyrics
If you're a pirate, I don't believe it
I don't believe that you are capable of such deeds
If you're a pirate, let's see your wallet
And we will see if you are licensed for the seas
Are you capable of storming from the riggin's of a ship
Or wearing a black do-rag when it really ain't that hip
I don't think so
I don't think so, at all
So where's your eye patch
Where's your peg leg
If you're a pirate, where's your gun
Where's your booty
Your sassy parrot
I can't picture you and a bottle of cheap rum
'Cause you're the worst pirate
The worst pirate in the world
You're the worst pirate
The worst pirate in the world
'Cause you're a girl
(Heave, ho, heave, ho)
So all you females, just put your swords down
I'm not a fool, I'm not amused
You've got no hook hand, no secret island, and pirates
Never go to the bathroom in twos
So if this isn't some sort of cheap prank
Then tell me who exactly walks your plank
Not me not me,
No nay never not me
So where's your eye patch
Where's your peg leg
If you're a pirate, where's your gun
Where's your booty
Your sassy parrot
I can't picture you and a bottle of cheap rum
'Cause you're the worst pirate
The worst pirate in the world
You're the worst pirate
The worst pirate in the world
'Cause you're a girl
(Land ho)
A pirate vessel, is not a bedroom
No walk-in closets, there's no bidet
There's no pink loofahs, hangin' in the shower, and pirates
Don't worry about, what shoes they wear today
'Cause everyone knows that pirates just wear black
(No they don't)
They raise a flag of skull and bones when they attack
Not birds and flowers
Not birds and flowers, no way
So where's your eye patch
Where's your peg leg
If you're a pirate, where the hell's your gun
Where's your booty
Your sassy parrot
By sassy parrot I don't mean your bitchy friend
'Cause you're the worst pirate
The worst pirate in the world
You're the worst pirate
The worst pirate in the world
'Cause you're a girl
So where's your eye patch
Where's your peg leg
If you're a pirate, where's your gun
Where's your booty
Your sassy parrot
I can't picture you and a bottle of cheap rum
'Cause you're the worst pirate
The worst pirate in the world
You're the worst pirate
The worst pirate in the world
'Cause you're a pirate girl
I don't believe that you are capable of such deeds
If you're a pirate, let's see your wallet
And we will see if you are licensed for the seas
Are you capable of storming from the riggin's of a ship
Or wearing a black do-rag when it really ain't that hip
I don't think so
I don't think so, at all
So where's your eye patch
Where's your peg leg
If you're a pirate, where's your gun
Where's your booty
Your sassy parrot
I can't picture you and a bottle of cheap rum
'Cause you're the worst pirate
The worst pirate in the world
You're the worst pirate
The worst pirate in the world
'Cause you're a girl
(Heave, ho, heave, ho)
So all you females, just put your swords down
I'm not a fool, I'm not amused
You've got no hook hand, no secret island, and pirates
Never go to the bathroom in twos
So if this isn't some sort of cheap prank
Then tell me who exactly walks your plank
Not me not me,
No nay never not me
So where's your eye patch
Where's your peg leg
If you're a pirate, where's your gun
Where's your booty
Your sassy parrot
I can't picture you and a bottle of cheap rum
'Cause you're the worst pirate
The worst pirate in the world
You're the worst pirate
The worst pirate in the world
'Cause you're a girl
(Land ho)
A pirate vessel, is not a bedroom
No walk-in closets, there's no bidet
There's no pink loofahs, hangin' in the shower, and pirates
Don't worry about, what shoes they wear today
'Cause everyone knows that pirates just wear black
(No they don't)
They raise a flag of skull and bones when they attack
Not birds and flowers
Not birds and flowers, no way
So where's your eye patch
Where's your peg leg
If you're a pirate, where the hell's your gun
Where's your booty
Your sassy parrot
By sassy parrot I don't mean your bitchy friend
'Cause you're the worst pirate
The worst pirate in the world
You're the worst pirate
The worst pirate in the world
'Cause you're a girl
So where's your eye patch
Where's your peg leg
If you're a pirate, where's your gun
Where's your booty
Your sassy parrot
I can't picture you and a bottle of cheap rum
'Cause you're the worst pirate
The worst pirate in the world
You're the worst pirate
The worst pirate in the world
'Cause you're a pirate girl