Barbie Doll Lust by Catholic Discipline Lyrics

This is a true story

You’re so pink and you’re so smooth
My Barbie Doll mistress
You’re so clean you’re so small
You live in my pocket
We take the bus together
I just pay for one
We sit by a window
Away from the black kids
I wait a little bit
Then I stick a finger inside of my pocket
I rub for your blond hair
And you try to bite me
And you try to bite me
And you try to bite me

Plastic is fantastic
Tiny bits of plastic
Tiny bits of plastic
(unknown line)
Barbie doll lust it’s not normal
Barbie doll lust it’s not normal
Barbie doll lust it’s not normal
When no one is looking
I gently pull you out
Holding you by the neck
Your legs between my knees
Your minute eyelashes flicker incessantly
While funny pip-squeak sounds come from your rosy lips
I rip your prom dress until it falls apart
(unknown line)
While someone on the bus
Pukes on an old lady
Pukes on an old lady
Pukes on an old lady

Plastic is fantastic
Tiny bits of plastic
Tiny bits of plastic
(unknown line)
Barbie doll lust it’s not normal
Barbie doll lust it’s not normal
Barbie doll lust it’s not normal

There’s sweat on my hand
And it’s hard to hold you
After some poking and delicate grabbing
Where Ken has never been
Your (unknown line)
And I know you love me
When we get off the bus
That past boyfriend of yours is always standing there
Looking up from the curb
I pretend to stumble
And stomp on the bastard!
And stomp on the bastard!
And stomp on the bastard!
Plastic is fantastic
Tiny bits of plastic
Tiny bits of plastic
(unknown line)
Barbie doll lust it’s not normal
Barbie doll lust it’s not normal
Barbie doll lust it’s not normal

(applause) You perverts!